Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Alternative Fact: May 30, 2017
Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump has decided to replace the entire White House staff with robots made in China. "They make great robots there," Donald told the press. "You can get the robots to do whatever you want. My Ivanka robot gives me pleasure every morning." Donald later admitted that he couldn't get his Melania robot to work.