Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 28, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): During an early lunch, Donald Trump choked on one of Kellyanne Conway's bones and was rushed to the hospital. He did not survive.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 27, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): The people behind the Bowling Green Massacre have finally been caught. Kellyanne Conway, the leader of the terrorist cell, poisoned herself with her own tail before she could be questioned.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 26, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump is not using the office of the president to promote his daughter's clothing line.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 25, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus are very happy together, and are not - as has been reported - having a lovers' quarrel. Priebus assures everyone, "I love when Stevie touches me in public."

Friday, February 24, 2017

Messages To Donald Trump And Some Other Shitheads, 2-8-17 - 2-23-17

I keep meaning to stop doing this, to stop responding to Donald Trump, and in fact, to stop reading the news, and to stop reading the so-called president's mendacious posts. This time I lasted one day, I think. I can't help it. The trick is to be informed without being consumed. I will try to limit my time at this activity, but we'll see. I hope this proves an enjoyable read.
  • As someone who lost a good friend in the Bowling Green Massacre, I support all the fabrications of the President. He can make America great again, or, if he prefers, he can make America clairvoyant again. He can make America Russian again. He can make America thin again with his new economic plan to starve minorities. Donald, I've rounded up hundreds of fictitious people and we're all ready to put into action whatever ideas cross your unstable mind. Make America nocturnal again!  (on Facebook, 2-8-17, in response to this post by Donald: "TOGETHER, WE WILL MAKE AMERICA SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! 'Trump is stronger than national polls suggest'") 
  • Oh Donald, we know just how much your love your daughter, how she's a great piece of ass, how you want to date her. We know, we know. We've heard you say that about her many, many times. Why not leave her alone for a while, see how she does without your intense support?  (on Facebook, 2-8-17, in response to this post by creepy Donald: "My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by Nordstrom. She is a great person who is always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!") 
  • Can we also stop migrating birds? Sometimes they're noisy, and I don't like that.  (on Twitter, 2-8-17, in response to this post by Donald: "'Immigration Ban Is One Of Trump's Most Popular Orders So Far'") 
  • Let's see your tax returns, Donald. No more posting on Facebook or Twitter until you show us those tax returns.  (on Facebook, 2-8-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Very nice letter by the National Sheriffs Association - representing 3,000 Sheriffs from around the United States of America. I will NOT let you down - we are with you!")
  • Okay, Donald, it's time to quit fucking around on Facebook and Twitter, and show us your tax returns. The people demand to see them. You said we're not interested. You're wrong. We're extremely interested. So show us.  (on Facebook, 2-8-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Thank you Brian Krzanich, CEO of Intel. A great investment ($7 BILLION) in American INNOVATION and JOBS!")
  • Donald, you are an unhinged, childish ego who must have his candy whenever he demands it. A child who is desperate for affection and attention, but who is completely incapable of showing true affection for anyone else. You would probably benefit from counseling.  (on Facebook, 2-9-17, in response to this post by Donald: "SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!") 
  • You should be in court over the money you swindled people out of with your fake university, you fake president.  (on Facebook, 2-10-17, in response to that same post.)
  • Was she abused by her father? That's what many of us are wondering, Donald. The way you talk about her being a great piece of ass, the way you repeatedly mention how you'd like to date her. What did you do to your daughter, Donald?  (on Facebook, 2-12-17, in response to this post by Donald: "I am so proud of my daughter Ivanka. To be abused and treated so badly by the media, and to still hold her head so high, is truly wonderful!")
  • Do you think you have the stamina to live through your impeachment hearings? Might it be better to just quit now? (on Twitter, 2-12-17) 
  • Donald, do you think you have the constitution to live through your impeachment hearings? Might it be better for you if you just quit now and dedicate all your time to promoting your daughter's stupid clothing line?  (on Facebook, 2-12-17)
  • Donald, you are mentally ill and should be in a home where you can get the care you need. This job will be your demise. Get out before it's too late. Dedicate your time to promoting your daughter's clothes. You'll be much happier, and so will we.  (on Facebook, 2-14-17)
  • Donald, when do your impeachment hearings begin? I don't want to miss them. I'm sure you'll enjoy them too, since it means you'll be on television a lot.  (on Facebook, 2-14-17)
  • I am guessing the real story here is that this will eventually lead to your impeachment. Things are going to get fun.  (on Twitter, 2-15-17, in response to this post from Donald: "The real story here is why are there so many illegal leaks coming out of Washington? Will these leaks be happening as I deal on N.Korea etc?") 
  • I don't think that will keep you from being impeached, Donald.  (on Twitter, 2-16-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Stock market hits new high with longest winning streak in decades. Great level of confidence and optimism - even before tax plan rollout!")
  • Will you be selling commemorative rings and so on for the impeachment hearings?  (on Twitter, 2-16-17) 
  • Like prostitutes that leak on each other for your enjoyment?  (on Twitter, 2-16-17, in response to this post by Donald: "The spotlight has finally been put on the low-life leakers! They will be caught!") 
  • You insane, delusional narcissist. Do you think anyone believes you anymore?  (on Twitter, 2-16-17, in response to this post by Donald: "The Democrats had to come up with a story as to why they lost the election, and so badly (306), so they made up a story - RUSSIA. Fake news!")
  • Wow, Donald, you are completely bonkers. Just totally unhinged. I watched your press conference in which you were quite insulting as well as nutty. I was particularly blown away when you told a Jewish reporter: “Number one: I am the least anti-Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two: Racism. The least racist person.” No one believes you. No one. I am looking forward to your impeachment hearings and sentencing.  (on Facebook, 2-16-17)
  • Donald, you tell a Jewish reporter you're the least anti-Semitic person and the least racist person, and you say an incredibly racist thing to a black reporter, implying that all black people know each other. Also, you never answer the Jewish reporter's question, and when he starts to repeat it, you admonish him, "Quiet, quiet, quiet!" You, Donald, are the most despicable person, a total racist without compassion or empathy. You need to resign immediately.  (on Facebook, 2-16-17)
  • One of Hitler's first steps was discrediting the media, saying the same things that Donald Trump is saying. That should worry everyone.  (on Facebook, 2-18-17, in response to this post from Donald: "The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!")
  • You are the most dishonest person to ever walk the earth, Donald. Every word from your mouth is bullshit. (on Twitter, in response to this post from the so-called president: "'One of the most effective press conferences I've ever seen!' says Rush Limbaugh. Many agree.Yet FAKE MEDIA calls it differently! Dishonest") 
  • Whatever. Everything you say is bullshit anyway.  (on Twitter, 2-19-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "My statement as to what's happening in Sweden was in reference to a story that was broadcast on @FoxNews concerning immigrants & Sweden.") 
  • I heard today that the Republican Party has now officially changed its name to the Nazi Party. I applaud their honesty!  (on Facebook, 2-20-17)
  • Donald, you just love to celebrate yourself, don't you? Is there is anything that interests you more than yourself?  (on Twitter, 2-20-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!")
  • Donald, who will you marry next after Melania is deported for working illegally in the United States?  (on Facebook, 2-21-17)
  • Did you run into Frederick Douglass?  (on Twitter, 2-22-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "Very much enjoyed my tour of the Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History and Culture...A great job done by amazing people!")
  • Did you tell them how you believe all black people know each other?  (on Twitter, 2-22-17, in response to that same post)
  • I agree. It's time for very strict gun control legislation. When can we expect that?  (on Facebook, 2-23-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "Seven people shot and killed yesterday in Chicago. What is going on there - totally out of control. Chicago needs help!")
And here are a few messages I sent to Sean Spicer:
  • Hey, Spicey, is it true that you're transitioning to becoming female? I think that's so cool.  (on Twitter, 2-9-17) 
  • I bet even the other shitheads in the Trump regime make fun of you. They do, don't they? (on Twitter, 2-9-17)
  • You are kind of like Trump's pet monkey, aren't you? Is that how you see yourself?  (on Twitter, 2-9-17)
  • Spicey, don't let anyone tell you you can't be pretty.  (on Twitter, 2-10-17) 
  • Hey Spicey, don't let it get you down that Melissa McCarthy is more manly than you are. She's also a better speaker  (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
  • Do the other Trump people call you Ginger Spice?  (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
  • Ginger Spice, you can't even tell the truth about something as unimportant as whether Donald Trump owns a bathrobe. So fuck off.  (on Twitter, 2-12-17)
  • Spicey, I keep hearing you'll be the next to be let go. Is that true? Will you still be able to have your sex change operation?  (on Twitter, 2-14-17)
And here are a few messages I sent to Kellyanne Conway:
  • Lizard Woman, can we all play dress-up with you? I have some ridiculous things I want to put on you.  (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
  • Kellyanne, please stop talking. We're still trying to come to terms with the Bowling Green Massacre.  (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
  • Kellyanne, tell me, do you believe any of the bullshit that comes out of your mouth? Seriously. (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
  • Kellyanne, do you save your skin after you've shed it?  (on Twitter, 2-10-17) 
  • I want to make sure I get the facts correct for my report. So, how many eggs do you lay at a time?  (on Twitter, 2-12-17)
  • Kellyanne, one more question: Is it true that you sometimes eat your young?  (on Twitter, 2-12-17)
  • Kellyanne, they're starting to tumble now. Who will be next? I hear it's going to be Spicey. What's the word under your rock?  (on Twitter, 2-14-17)
  • Kellyanne, seriously, how long do you think you can keep up with this bullshit? You look like you're about to crack.  (on Twitter, 2-14-17, in response to this post by Kellyanne: "I serve at the pleasure of @POTUS. His message is my message. His goals are my goals. Uninformed chatter doesn't matter.")
  • After the impeachment, do you think Melania will divorce Donald?  (on Twitter, 2-15-17) 
  • Does it bother you that no one believes a word you say anymore, Kellyanne "Bowling Green Massacre" Conway?  (on Twitter, 2-18-17)
  • And what percentage of Americans still believe anything you say, Kellyanne "Bowling Green Massacre" Conway?  (on Twitter, 2-19-17, in response to this post by the Lizard Woman: "#Poll: 73% of Americans want Democrats to work with Trump")
  • Kellyanne "Bowling Green Massacre" Conway Vs. Ginger Spice. I plan on watching that fight on TV, your next appearance there.  (on Twitter, 2-22-17)
  • Don't worry, Kellyanne, it doesn't matter if you're on TV or not, because no one believes a single word you say anyway.  (on Twitter, 2-22-17) 
  • Kellyanne, is it true that those behind the Bowling Green Massacre had degrees from Trump University?  (on Twitter, 2-22-17)
  • This country can't take four years of these assholes. Four weeks has felt like four years anyway, so let's just end it now.  (on Twitter, 2-23-17, in response to this post by the Lizard Woman: "If four years isn't enough time, four weeks certainly isn't...")
   To Betsy DeVos:
  • Alternative fact: Betsy DeVos knows what she is doing and has the appropriate experience for the job.  (on Twitter, 2-13-17) 
  • Just so you know, "quality education" doesn't mean anything. You have to say "high quality education." You should know that.  (on Twitter, 2-17-17, in response to this post by Betsy: "I am committed to #IDEA and ensuring a quality education for children with disabilities.") 
  • Betsy, what the fuck do you know about great teachers, or about teaching at all?  (on Twitter, 2-19-17, in response to this post by the idiot: "Great teachers deserve freedom and flexibility, not to constantly be on the receiving end of government dictates.")
To Scott Pruitt:
  • Please don't destroy the planet, Scott. Just don't do anything. Just collect your check and do nothing.  (on Twitter, 2-18-17, in response to this post by Scott: "It's been an honor serving as Okla Attorney General, please continue to follow my work as EPA Administrator")
  • Traditional values of environmental stewardship? Just what the hell does that mean, Scott? Please don't fuck up the world.  (on Twitter, 2-18-17, in response to this post by Scott: "I’m dedicated to working w/stakeholders - industry, farmers, ranchers, business owners – on traditional values of environmental stewardship.")
And to Ivanka Trump:
  • Will you create a special line of jewelry to commemorate the upcoming impeachment hearings? (on Twitter, 2-16-17)
And to Steve Bannon:
  • Stevie, is it true that you and Priebus are lovers? I noticed the way you grabbed him, and he seemed upset. Are things okay?  (on Twitter, 2-23-17)

Alternative Fact: February 24, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump denies that his entire deportation program is just a way to legally get rid of Melania before she can divorce him and take half his money and property.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 23, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Kellyanne "Bowling Green Massacre" Conway's next television appearance will be a pay-per-view fight versus Sean "Ginger Spice" Spicer. The winner receives exclusive rights to Donald Trump's brain, and from then on will be the sole official distributor and interpreter of Trump's statements and intentions. The winner also receives an official Trump Tower bathrobe. 

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Trump Supporters Are Idiots, Round Four

Trump supporters continue to be the voice of no reason. Holy hell, where do these people come from? Well, here is the latest exchange I had with one of these beasts.

I posted this on Donald Trump's Facebook page: "Donald, who will you marry next after Melania is deported for working illegally in the United States?"

A woman named Ashley Weaver responded (although the question was not posed to her, clearly): "Hey, MORON. Melania is a US citizen."

My response: "Ashley Weaver, you uninformed fool, she worked illegally in this country before becoming a citizen. Don't start name-calling until you have the facts, you incredibly stupid person."

My second response: "Also, don't put words in all capital letters. That makes you seem like even more of an idiot."

Ashley did not give up, and replied again: "I'm uninformed? Ahahaha! You're claiming that she is in this country illegally. She became a US citizen in 2006. She is now First Lady, so, you lose your entire argument. You're the one looking like a fool here, not me. LOL"

My response: "Ashley Weaver, no, that's not what I said, you blithering idiot. Read my response again. She worked illegally before becoming a citizen. Also, don't use 'LOL,' as that is just dumb."

Ashley again: "Again, it doesn't matter anymore what happened years ago. She's a US citizen now and she's First Lady. You're clearly suffering from #PESD."

My response: "It doesn't matter? Really? You don't care that Melania worked illegally in the U.S. while her husband is raving against people doing exactly that? The hypocrisy doesn't bother you? Jesus, your world must be really fucking weird, Ashley. Good luck to you."

But I think that's exactly it. Trump supporters are not bothered by the hypocrisy, the lies, the lunacy, the racism. I'm not sure why they're not bothered by it. That's the question. (By the way, I don't know what #PESD is supposed to mean, and I don't really care.)

Alternative Fact: February 22, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump has kept his promise about not golfing while acting as president.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Trump Supporters Are Idiots, Round Three

Trump supporters are somehow actually becoming more stupid. I didn't think it was possible, but it's happening. Perhaps it's a defense mechanism. After all, the shit Donald is tossing out there is getting crazier and more screwed up, and so if someone is going to continue to support him, he or she basically has to just turn off his or her brain completely. Otherwise, it would be impossible to carry on.

Anyway, on Donald Trump's Facebook page, I posted this: "Don't believe anything Donald Trump says. He can't stop lying. He even lied about the weather at his inauguration. He lied about how many people were at his inauguration. And his administration lies too. They make up massacres. Spicer even lied about Donald Trump not owning a bathrobe. It's completely insane. Anyone with any sense has to question every single statement that Donald or anyone in his administration makes. Yes, it's exhausting, I understand that. But don't give in!"

The first response my post got was this from Joanne Marie: "odumbo is the KING of liers!!"

I didn't know what to make of that, so I didn't respond at first. I thought in saying "odumbo" she was referring to Donald Trump, that she was actually agreeing with me. But I was bothered by her use of more than one exclamation point and by her misspelling of "liars." Also, I was troubled by the fact that she did not begin her sentence with a capital letter. I wondered if perhaps our side was getting stupid too. But it turns out, no, "odumbo" was her word for Obama. (I didn't realize that until another person posted this response: "Joanne Marie sorry, hon, no longer about PRESIDENT OBAMA .... now it's all about #45." At that point, I responded to Joanne: "Joanne Marie, I wasn't sure if you were referring to Trump with 'odumbo.' Wasn't clear. What is clear is that you misspelled 'liars.'")

The next response was from Lin Renaud: "Dry up crybaby."

This was a little better, I suppose. Of course, she needed a comma after "up," but other than that, she didn't really make any mistakes in her three-word response. It's still a stupid thing to say, obviously.

My response to Lin: "Lin Renaud, I take it you are without any sense. (And from looking at your Facebook page, you've also got a gambling problem.)"

Seriously, check out her Facebook page. Every post is related to gambling. It seems that she spends her entire day gambling online. She posts links like these: "Lin is playing poker!"; "Help me out! Play my slot machine and get free chips for you and me!"

Things get stranger and more ridiculous with Lori James' response. Here is what she posted: "Michael Doherty Please quit hurling insults at our President. Those that do this are no longer Americans! True Americans treat their Presidents with respect even when they disagree with them. They don't bad mouth them. So un-American! If you must, go live in N. Korea."

My first response to Lori: "Lori James, wrong, wrong, wrong. The so-called president is an insult to our country. Our feelings about this man have nothing to do with North Korea. I'm not sure why you are trying to draw a connection there."

That didn't address everything in her post, so I added this: "Lori James, also, how is calling a liar a liar an insult? Donald Trump is a liar. That's what he is. Lying is what he does every time he speaks. If he sang, we'd call him a singer. But he lies. So there you have it."

Jason Briggs posted this response: "Cry more, cuck.

You might have noticed that crazy Trump supporters (sorry, that's redundant) are using odd words to try to insult those of us who use our brains. "Snowflake" is a new favorite. And for some reason they've also been using "cuck." It makes no sense, of course, but perhaps they don't know what a cuckold is.

My response to Jason Briggs: "Jason Briggs, what is this obsession with cuckoldry? Are you having personal issues with your wife?"


Wow, all capital letters, except of course one word that needed a capital letter - his fucking name. Bob is particularly stupid. Here is my response to his post: "Robert Allan, none of that will matter when the environment is destroyed, democracy disappears, and education is ruined. And also, it's off the topic, isn't it? I was talking about his absolutely psychotic need to tell lies. But while we're on this, Trump has also lied in taking credit for jobs that he had nothing to do with. Also, the border security? His promising to have Mexico pay for his absurd wall will also prove to be a lie." 

Robert Allen then posted this reply: "MR PRESIDENT IS WORKING FOR ALL GOOD LUCK MR PRESIDENT bob" 

He must think very little of himself, as he again did not capitalize his own name. I also think very little of him. 

Piper Leah had this to say: "Michael - How much did 'George Soros' pay you for your Negative post???"

My response: "Piper Leah, putting multiple questions marks at the end of your sentence doesn't make it more of a question. And why is George Soros' name in quotation marks? Also, why did you capitalize "Negative"? Also, how can you can consider my post negative when I end it with "Don't give in"? I'm trying to be positive. But anyway, to answer your stupid question, I did not get paid to post this."

Piper Leah is a nut. A few days before the inauguration, she posted this on her Facebook page: "3 days and counting...he will save us all." And she concluded that statement with a smiling face. Oh my. Interestingly, like Lin Renaud, Piper Leah spends a lot of her time gambling online. And her Facebook profile photo is a picture of a dog. 

And then there is this, which is unrelated to my own post. Cory Cook today posted this on the so-called president's Facebook page: "I went to an African American barber who passed away before the election, but everyone in the shop agreed that they were voting for Donald J Trump. He is the most pro African American president we've ever had! God bless!" 

I had to respond to that nonsense. Here is my response: "Cory Cook escaped from the hospital. He is considered absolutely fucking nuts, but not dangerous. Still, it's best not to approach him until he's taken his medication. If you see Cory Cook, please call the authorities. Do not attempt to converse with him."

Alternative Fact: February 21, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): While taking a romantic drive in Studio City with his daughter and Steve Bannon, Donald Trump accidentally drove his car into a large sinkhole. There were no survivors.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 20, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Melania Trump never worked as a prostitute.

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 19, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Scott Pruitt will do everything he can to help the environment, and will certainly not be swayed by the oil and gas industry that contributed so much money to him over the years.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 18, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump is competent and sane.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 17, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Democracy is alive and well in the United States.

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 16, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Vladimir Putin has absolutely nothing on Donald Trump.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Spelling Does Count

Would you go to a dentist that didn't know how to spell "brighter"? Neither would I.

Alternative Fact: February 15, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help get you through the day): Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler have absolutely nothing in common.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Messages To Donald Trump's Fans

I'm trying to keep my sense of humor, which is difficult these days, as you know. One way I've found to have a little fun and blow off some steam is responding to some of the crazy shit that Trump supporters post online. Here are a few of the many comments I've posted.

Angel Serenity (on Facebook, 2-4-17): They may try to stand in the way, but the Trump Train is comming through, so it's best to not stand on the tracks it wont be stopped.
My response: Angel, you probably meant to type "coming," not "comming." And "won't," not "wont." And you probably meant to put some sort of punctuation after "tracks."
My second responseAngel, I stand corrected. I took a look at your Facebook page, and you're clearly a moron. So I'm certain now you didn't mean to type "coming" or "won't," and that you would have no idea what sort of punctuation would be applicable after "tracks." Sorry.

Madonna Dixon (on Facebook, 2-4-17): I did not realize how divided obummer made AMERICA until you started trying to put AMERICA back together again!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP AMERICA, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My response: Madonna Dixon, you must really mean what you say. Look at all those exclamation points! So many of them! Clearly, you are a very passionate person, and easily excitable. I don't think I've ever seen so many exclamation points. And all those capital letters too. Wow, you really want people to wake up. I can't imagine they won't listen to you, what with all those exclamation points.
Sher Starr (on Facebook, 2-4-17): Don't give up or give in! I am a single mom and an under-employed school teacher in California, and I gave to your campaign (which I have never done before) and with all my heart I have to believe and pray that you are God's man for this hour!!! I am praying for you daily, sir!
My response: You're a teacher? That's frightening and depressing.

Charlotte Blevins (on Facebook, 2-4-17): Please stay the course! You're perfect! I'm trying to help by joining Air Force Nat'l Guard to keep America and her President safe!
My response: Poor Charlotte. So confused. Do you really think Donald Trump is perfect? Do you recall this wonderful thing he said: "I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look....I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything." 

Tony Paschal (on Facebook, 2-4-17): Its going to be a real fight to save this country, but let the fight begin. Can you imagine how far left into the Abyss this country would have slipped under Hillary. Trump is a little gruff and makes leftest heads pop, but God answered my prayers with his arrival. Fight the good fight Trump.
My response: Tony, you prayed for a racist, abusive, narcissistic, mendacious, misogynist twit? 

Dave Hensley  (on Facebook, 2-6-17): Doing an excellent job President Trump were 100% behind you and thanks for all that you're doing God bless you and your family
My response: Dave, you probably meant to type something like this: "Doing an excellent job, President Trump. We're 100% behind you. Thanks for all that you're doing. God bless you and your family." You might want to proofread your nonsense before posting it. I mean, you don't want people to think you're an idiot, do you? 

Linda Lewis-Weissinger (on Facebook, 2-6-17): Mr President don't focus on this crap. That is Satan's way of distracting you from important matters. Focus on on Creators plan. Praying for you to stay Focused

My responseSatan's way? Are you completely off your rocker? If any of Linda's neighbors or friends are paying attention, please go help her with her medication. She's speaking gibberish again. Oh, poor Linda, it might be another trip to the loony bin for you. Good luck.

Helen Ann Mason (on Facebook, 2-6-17): Dear Lord please protect Our President Donald Trump from all the crazy people liberals and Democrats Please let him do his job peacefully to help make America great!He gave up so much to do this for all of us!!!
My response: Gave up so much? Helen, what are you on about now? Have you gone mad? What precisely did he give up? Seriously, I want to know what you think this rich, mendacious narcissist gave up. And this has nothing to do with Republicans vs. Democrats. Trump was registered as both. He has no ideology. He only cares about himself. He couldn't give a shit about you, Helen. He'd push you in front of a train if it would help him in some way. He'd do the same to Melania. He is incapable of compassion or empathy.

Brittany Cobgill  (on Facebook, 2-6-17): Thank you Trump!! So many people absolutely love you! Don't worry about what all the crazy people are saying and lead our country. We know you are a good man! Pray for everyday!
My response: Brittany, do you really believe Donald is "a good man"? Do you remember this little nugget that he uttered: "I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look....I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything." Are those the words and thoughts of a good man? 

Kat Barret (on Facebook, 2-6-17): Happy Birthday, President Trump! May God lead and guild you, and give you wisdom each day. May God finish the good work He has begun in you, and bless you with His peace, strengthen you, and keep you as you navigate through deep waters.
My response: I don't understand how the religious people can get behind Donald Trump. He's on his, what, third marriage. He's cheated on previous wives, raped one wife, bragged about abusing other women. He is certainly not a moral person. So why the support? Seriously. Tell me why. 
(Kat Barret did not respond, but an idiot named Cindi James did.)
(A side note: Kat Barret is also wrong about it being Donald Trump's birthday on February 6th. Donald's birthday is in June.) 
Cindi JamesMichael Doherty , we support President Trump because he is a whole hella lot better than that traitor Barack Obummer, at least he loves America and American's more than foreigner's like Obummer did, at least he wants to keep our Country safe, unlike Obummer did, and at least he don't give away our hard earned tax dollars to foreigner's like Obummer did, and at least he believes in saving babies from being slaughtered like Obummer did, and at least he wants to put God and the Bible back in the Schools unlike Obummer did, I can go on and on.....JOHN 8:7 'Let him who is without sin, cast the first stone"
My response to Cindi: Cindi, you might recall that Donald was not running against Obama. And don't type childish nonsense like "Obummer." That makes you seem like even more of an idiot than you likely are.
My second response to Cindi James: Cindi James, you're clearly a mess. Your lack of basic language skills makes me question whether you had any schooling whatsoever, so perhaps it's easy to understand how you could be so easily swayed by someone like Donald Trump.
My third response: So, is there anyone who is religious and who supported Trump who can actually put a sentence together? If so, please explain to me how you can support Donald Trump. We've already heard from the absolutely moronic group. Thank you, Cindi James. Now let's hear from the others.
But of course it was Cindi that again responded.
Cindi James: Michael Doherty , I am not religious, I am a Christian, there is a difference, religion is following a set of rules, usually man-made rules, Christianity is having a relationship with Jesus Christ, it's obvious you are uneducated in the things of God, it would takes me days, perhaps years to teach you, a good place for you to start is the Holy Bible, that is if you even believe there is a God, in which case if you don't, then I can't help you.
My response to Cindi James: Cindi James, again, completely beside the point. But thanks for playing, Miss Non-religious Christian. 

Ryan Wicks  (on Facebook, 2-6-17): I have compiled a list of everyone who supports Trump, and everyone who doesn't.
For Trump: Common sense Americans
Not for Trump: Facists, and Casey Anthony
Which list are you on?

My response: Ryan, did you spend a lot of time making your list? Hours? Days? Is your list the result of hundreds of hours of thought and research? Is this as creative and clever as anyone on Earth can ever hope you to be? Ryan, is this your proudest moment? Are your teachers coming out now to claim you as a successful example of their work? Will you be showing this list to your children and grandchildren in the coming years? Have you framed your list yet? Does it hold a special place in your home? Do neighbors stop by to stare at it in awe and wonder? Will your list get you a guest spot on a local news program? Ryan, you are a special boy. (By the way, you misspelled "fascists.")

Shanish Ujoodha (on Facebook, 2-7-17): No one is more hated than he who speak the the Truth!!! Where are the silent majority supporting Donald J. Trump??Trump is a fighter & he needs you! Do not show weaknesses to your enemies,oppose them!! Voice out & support Trump!!! Make America great & safe Again!!!
My response: Donald Trump has yet to speak the truth on any subject. He is completely full of shit. Follow him if you want, but be honest about the man you are following. Know that he is only out for himself. He doesn't care about you at all. You can still follow him, of course, but don't kid yourselves. And don't feed the rest of us any bullshit. We've had it.

Daryl Wiebe  (on Facebook, 2-10-17):  He talks to people. He listens to people. All kinds of people regardless of how much money they have in their pocket. This is a very different kind of president. He sincerely cares.
My response: Daryl Wiebe, are you completely off your rocker? He listens to people who aren't rich? Where did you hear that one? Or are you just a lunatic? Donald cares about just one person: Donald. If you have something good to say about Donald, there is a chance he will listen to you. But, let's face it, you have to be rich and have something good to say about Donald.

Marla Turnbow  (on Facebook, 2-10-17): Remember President Trump, there is more than one way to skin a cat, getter done, we are behind you 110% thank you for trying to keep us safe.
My responseMarla, you are not 110% behind him. That is actually impossible. And what kind of nonsense is "getter done"? Are you a moron?

Erica Mouzakis  (on Facebook, 2-10-17): I pray for you everyday Mr. President. I will keep on praying for you to be safe and to succeed. God bless you and your beautiful family!
My response: You might also consider praying for the woman he likely raped, and for all of those he ripped off with his fake university. And how about praying for the black people that he refused housing with the real estate that he owns? Do you pray for them too? You might also want to pray for the families that are being torn apart after immigration raids occurred in southern California. And you might really consider praying for the refugees he wants to turn away from our country. They are going to need to your prayers.

Lydia Frescaz (on Facebook, 2-10-17): Angers me that the rights of the terrorist are above us the citizens, this is wrong. I don't want them here, they have plans to destroy our country, we need to protect our children, our females and the poor sheep and goats for they are crying too.
My response: Lydia, poor Lydia, I think you're mixing your medicines again. Also, how many females do you own? Are you talking about people, or some other animal? It's difficult to tell with you, what with your strange empathy for the depressed sheep and goats. Lydia, I believe you are representative of a great number of the Trump supporters, in as much as it is clear you're a total nut. Take care of yourself, Lydia, because it's unlikely the sad sheep and goats will visit you in the home. 

Jay Kestler  (on Facebook, 2-10-17): Enjoy yourself this weekend mr.president. We know you will come out swinging Monday morning. Your doing a great job and starting to win people over.
My response: Oh, he's a swinger, all right. He has children from three different women. By the way, Jay, it's "you're doing a great job," not "your doing a great job." You might want to read over your silliness before posting it. Okay, Sugar Pie?  

Rhonda L. Castellanos (on Facebook, 2-10-17): Mr. President I continue to pray for you and all the people of the Whitehouse. I'm in California and voted for you with many people hear. We support you and are proud of you. Praying that the house will start backing you up and your temporary ban passes.
My response: Rhonda, Rhonda, where do I begin? Let's start with the difference between "hear" and "here." Now, you said "voted for you with many people hear," but that just makes no sense at all. "Hear" indicates perception through the ears. There are other definitions, but I don't want to further confuse you. You meant "with many people here," as in the place where you live. Also, the White House is not one word. You wrote "Whitehouse," and that is just wrong. Wrong, Rhonda. What your lack of control of the language indicates is that you, Rhonda, are an idiot. Now, that doesn't mean you're a bad person, or that you won't be able to lead a fulfilling life. Many idiots do quite well for themselves. But it does mean that you should stop voicing your opinions. Good luck and shut up, Rhonda. 

Janise Anthony (on Facebook, 2-10-17): I love how you reach out to America with our post, comments and tweets. We feel more included in the process of MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!.... One day at a time and before we know it we are there!
(Note: at the end of Janise's post, she included three hearts and three smiling faces.)
My response: Hearts and smiling faces? At first I thought you were an adult. My mistake. Hi, 12-year-old girl, did you mean "your" in place of "our"? And you probably meant "posts," not "post." Unless Donald reached out to America with some wooden post that you and your family have. Did that happen, Sweetie? 

Bob Strom  (on Ivanka Trump's Facebook page, 2-12-17): I just want you to know that you are admired and appreciated and loved by many more people than you could imagine. You are an awesome example for young ladies to look up to. Keep up the good work. Praying for you and your family and of course your Dad.
My responseMore people than she can imagine? I think she can imagine twenty people.

Theresa Brooks (on Facebook, 2-13-17): you have opened the eyes of so many. now you have to battle them with their lunacy!! They are saying Mr Trump has a Mental Disorder and is unfit to be POTUS. Unbelievable what they will stoop to.
My response: Trump is a delusional narcissist. It is true. That is why he is obsessed with everyone liking him, with how many votes he received, with the number of people attending his inauguration, and so on. He is completely unbalanced.
My second response: And what do you mean, "battle them with their lunacy"? Use someone's insanity as your own weapon?

Jane Keeney  (on Facebook, 2-13-17): I am behind you 110 %. Praying for your protection and wisdom that you need. Also praying for our nation to come together and support you.
My response: Jane, you can't be behind him 110%. That is actually impossible. And no, the nation will not support him, because he is a delusional narcissist without any ability to lead. He is a man who cares only about himself, and he and his family are using the office of the president to personally profit.
A woman named Meagan Dennis Redmund responded.
Meagan Dennis Redmund: Really Michael Doherty....so why is he not taking a salary, vowed no vacation days, and has already made good on just about all his campaign promises (in less than 4 weeks in office)?..... Not sure how thats narcissistic...do you know what the word means? Maybe you should look it up because the definition actually fits Obama to a T.... Always having to be right (his little tantrum when his sup court nom didn't get confirmed), leaving a statue of himself in the oval office, and filling positions of power with people tied to terrorists organizations.... Interesting reads...you might want to do some research to see if what your being fed is actually fact or propaganda...just a thought......
Meagan Dennis Redmund: Oh and Michael Doherty the nation ELECTED HIM.....
My response to Meagan: Meagan, are you kidding me? He is a narcissist. His biggest concern is how many people love him. That's why he is obsessed with just how many votes he got, and how many people were at his inauguration, and so on. I mean, he lies about this shit, like it matters. But that's the thing - it matters to him. Nothing matters more. And yes, his family is profiting. Melania's lawsuit is all about the millions she says she should make from her position. And what about promoting Ivanka's clothing line, for fuck's sake? Meagan, seriously, open your eyes.
My second response to MeaganOh, and the nation didn't elect him. He did not win the popular vote. He got in because the electoral college did not do its job. And let's not forget Russia's part in all of this.
(Meagan is at least slightly unbalanced. This is what she has as her introduction on her own Facebook page: "I'm a chosen follower of Christ, a daughter of the KING and TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT!")
Jane Keeney did reply.
Jane Keeney: Michael Doherty I just say lets come together and lets just give the guy a chance.
Jane Kenney: Michael Doherty 110 per cent is just a figure of speech, Mike.  

Lisa Williams  (on Facebook, 2-13-17): Don't bail out CA until the agree to stops spending our money on sanuaury cities!
My response: Lisa Williams, what the hell does "sanuaury" mean? Is that an alternative word?
My second response: Also, the what? I think you left out a noun, dear. You might want to proofread your silly messages before posting them.
Lisa Williams:   Michael if it makes YOU feel better! I changed it! Lol.
(Note: After I sent that response, she did amend her post, changing "sanuaury" to "sanctuary," but did not put a noun after "the." And of course, this post has its own problems. Why is "I changed it!" a separate sentence? And of course "Lol" is just bullshit.) 

Nicholas Speer (on Facebook, 2-13-17): You just hate a president who believes in capitalism and working class Americans , you all should be ashamed of yourselves for sticking up for illegal immigrants and terrorists who have no legal right to be in country unless we say so .Shame on you all
My response: Nicholas, any relation to Albert Speer? 

Sue Davis  (on Facebook, 2-14-17): Thank you for starting the repeal Obamacare!! Glad to see it go!!! The biggest ponzi scheme ever!! It was designed to destroy the American Dream!
My response: Yes, designed to destroy the dream of being sick and not being able to afford a doctor. We've all had that dream, right? 

Judy Moore Perez  (on Facebook, 2-14-17):  They will try to drive you crazy, stay on course, clean house and remember we voted for you, yes, an overwhelming number of stated voted for you. Not journalist or extremists.
My response: Right. Not journalists, extremists, intelligent people, educated people. But yes, an overwhelming number of racist, fearful, horrible people did vote for Donald Trump. Not a majority, of course. Or even close. In fact, he lost the popular vote by an incredible amount. But yes, a lot of stupid people voted for him, and he should remember that. You are so right, Judy Moore Perez. 

Wael Zoorob  (on Facebook, 2-14-17):  Thank you GOD for sending us the Savior (president Trump).
Thank you president Trump for Protecting the United States Of America !!!!!!! I think it is time to show all the world that they must respect the USA that Obama Destroyed !! It is time to show the worl that they must respect the American flag.

My response: So, Wael, you worship the narcissistic, racist, pussy-grabbing, abusive, moronic, delusional, criminal, mendacious shithead? And no, the worl (whatever that is - did you mean to type "world," idiot?) does not need to respect the U.S. flag. The worl (you should really learn to proofread) does not belong to the U.S. 

Alternative Fact: February 14, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through Valentine's Day): Donald Trump did not rape a girl and then send her death threats to convince her to drop the lawsuit.

Bonus alternative fact: Donald Trump did not rape his first wife, Ivana.

Monday, February 13, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 13, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Kellyanne Conway is a human who does not shed her skin or eat her young.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

The Final Sign The World Has Gone To Hell

Things have been grim out there, there is no denying it. But today I saw something that made me realize that the world has gone completely round the bend, and there is likely no returning from it. The rules no longer apply. Seriously. You can now have sex with your dog in the produce aisle of the supermarket. You can drive your bus up an escalator and park it in the third row of a movie theater, and stick around for multiple screenings. It is now possible to order a glass of sparrow urine at the best restaurants in town, drink it through a straw while the wait staff molest your car outside. Little old ladies will soon demand entrance to your bedroom to watch you cry on your wife's shoulder, and they will critique you: "Louder!" "Cry like you mean it!" Video games will contain footage from your wedding, and children will be able to rape the bride's maids repeatedly in order to get a high score. It's already happening. So what was it I saw today? This...

Monday, February 6, 2017

Messages To Donald Trump, 1-20-17 - 2-6-17

I was going to stop sending messages to Donald Trump after the inauguration, and focus on my own work. But I can't help it. This fucking lunatic won't stop lying, and he seems to believe the entire world is desperately in love with him (how deluded can one person be?), so I can't stop responding. Here are some messages I've sent to him since January 20th.
  • It will be remembered as the day our nation became a joke, as the day the office of the president lost all of its charm and honor, as the day when our country sold its soul, as the day that democracy died.  (on Facebook, 1-20-17, in response to this post from Donald: "January 20th 2017, will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again. Thank you America!") 
  • “I did try and fuck her. She was married… I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's not got the big phony tits and everything... I've got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”  (on Facebook, 1-21-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Do not allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done. No challenge can match the HEART and FIGHT and SPIRIT of America.")
  • How does it feel being the most despised president in the history of our country? I'm curious.  (on Twitter, 1-22-17, at 12:05 a.m.)
  • Poor, deluded Donald. Is there anything you won't lie about? You did not have a million people there for you. We hate you.  (on Twitter, 1-22-17, at 2:41 a.m.)
  • Well, that's very big of you. Not that you have a choice, of course. And you'd better get used to people protesting you.  (on Twitter, 1-22-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Peaceful protests are a hallmark of our democracy. Even if I don't always agree, I recognize the rights of people to express their views.")
  • I don't believe anything you say, after your ridiculous lies during the campaign and even afterward. (1.5 million? Liar.)  (on Twitter, 1-22-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Wow, television ratings just out: 31 million people watched the Inauguration, 11 million more than the very good ratings from 4 years ago!")
  • You are insane. And quit lying about how many people attended your little party, you fucking lunatic. (on Twitter, 1-22-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Had a great meeting at CIA Headquarters yesterday, packed house, paid great respect to Wall, long standing ovations, amazing people. WIN!")
  • Lies, lies, lies. Can you tell the truth about anything? Anything at all? Give it a go, Donald. See how it suits you.  (on Twitter, 1-22-17, in response to this post by Donald: "We will follow two simple rules: BUY AMERICAN & HIRE AMERICAN!") 
  • I hope you and your entire team of liars, lunatics and assholes disappear into a deep dark hole. (on Facebook, 1-22-17) 
  • I've decided to believe the alternative fact that you are not the president. And I'm feeling a whole lot better. (on Twitter, 1-23-17)  
  • Everything you do is wrong, Donald. You're a despicable person who seems incapable of doing anything good for our nation or the world. Please drop dead immediately, you horrible menace.  (on Facebook, 1-24-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Signing orders to move forward with the construction of the Keystone XL and Dakota Access pipelines in the Oval Office.")  
  • You are the most dishonest little fucker to ever walk above ground. (on Twitter, 1-24-17)  
  • Glad you had a great time. Now please go away.  (on Facebook, 1-24-17, in response to this message from Donald: "My entire family enjoyed the inaugural parade very much! THANK YOU to all of the participants who joined us in Washington, D.C. on January 20, 2017. Without question, a day we will never forget!")  
  • You're fucking insane. You're a demented narcissist, without a single redeeming quality. The people will rise against you.  (on Twitter, 1-24-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Big day planned on NATIONAL SECURITY tomorrow. Among many other things, we will build the wall!") 
  • Fake news? You mean, like how you had a 1.5 million people at your inauguration? Or how people love you? (on Twitter, 1-24-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Congratulations to @FoxNews for being number one in inauguration ratings. They were many times higher than FAKE NEWS @CNN - public is smart!") 
  • How about you and your family and regime go out there and personally physically build the wall yourselves? (on Twitter, 1-25-17, in response to that same message about building the wall)
  • Great! Something else to be frightened of. You are a fucking menace. Please drop dead immediately. (on Twitter, 1-25-17, in response to this post from Donald: "I will be making my Supreme Court pick on Thursday of next week.Thank you!")
  • You are fucking insane. Every day you prove how unstable you are.  (on Twitter, 1-25-17, in response to this post by Donald: "I will be asking for a major investigation into VOTER FRAUD, including those registered to vote in two states, those who are illegal and....") 
  • Adolf Hitler didn't win the popular vote either.  (on Twitter, 1-25-17, in response to this post by Donald: "even, those registered to vote who are dead (and many for a long time). Depending on results, we will strengthen up voting procedures!") 
  • Are you seeing a therapist, Donald? I would certainly advise it. Though I'd honestly rather see you carted off.  (on Twitter, 1-25-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Interview with David Muir of @ABC News in 10 minutes. Enjoy!") 
  • The only person who enjoys hearing Donald Trump speak is Donald Trump.  (on Twitter, 1-26-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Will be interviewed by @SeanHannity on @FoxNews at 10:00pm tonight. Enjoy!") 
  • Donald, the only thing you think is important is you. And you are always wrong.  (on Twitter, 1-27-17, in response to this message from shithead Donald: "The #MarchFor Life is so important. To all of you marching --- you have my full support!")
  • How many children do you promise to adopt, Donald?  (on Twitter, 1-27-17, also in response to this post from that dishonest shithead: "The #MarchFor Life is so important. To all of you marching --- you have my full support!") 
  • Donald, you are a scary, twisted individual with absolutely no sense of how to lead.  (on Twitter, 1-27-17, in response to this post from Donald: "I promise that our administration will ALWAYS have your back. We will ALWAYS be with you!")
  • This is how much you are hated: California would rather secede from the union than live under your racist regime.  (on Twitter, 1-28-17)
  • Dwindling? Since your election, newspaper subscriptions have increased. People want to be aware of all your nasty shit.  (on Twitter, 1-29-17, in response to this post from Donald: "...dwindling subscribers and readers.They got me wrong right from the beginning and still have not changed course, and never will. DISHONEST")
  • And you should never call anyone dishonest, Donald. You haven't spoken the truth once. You are full of shit.  (on Twitter, 1-29-17, another response to that same post.) 
  • Congratulations! You are the most hated man since Adolf Hitler. You should be very proud. Clearly, that was your goal.  (on Twitter, 1-29-17) 
  • The horrible mess is you as president. The rest we can work on, but this mess needs to be settled now. (on Twitter, 1-29-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Our country needs strong borders and extreme vetting, NOW. Look what is happening all over Europe and, indeed, the world - a horrible mess!") 
  • The horror of Donald Trump cannot continue! We cannot, will not take four years of this fucking menace.  (on Twitter, 1-29-17, in response to this message from Dipshit Donald: "Christians in the Middle-East have been executed in large numbers. We cannot allow this horror to continue!")
  • Everyone should focus on getting Donald Trump out of office. That is the priority for the country, and now for the world.  (on Twitter, 1-29-17, in response to this message from the asshole: "...Senators should focus their energies on ISIS, illegal immigration and border security instead of always looking to start World War III.")
  • Will they discuss your mental illness?  (on Twitter, 1-29-17, in response to this post by Donald: "I will be interviewed by @TheBrodyFile on @CBNNews tonight at 11pm. Enjoy!")
  • Are you still president? It seems like the world has had enough of you. Please go away.  (on Twitter, 1-30-17)
  • I'm sure you meant to type "whom," you fucking moron.  (on Twitter, 1-30-17, in response to this post by Donald: "I have made my decision on who I will nominate for The United States Supreme Court. It will be announced live on Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. (W.H.)")
  • A big part of your campaign was about mocking the handicapped and bragging about abusing women. (on Twitter, 1-30-17, in response to this post from Dipshit Donald: "There is nothing nice about searching for terrorists before they can enter our country. This was a big part of my campaign. Study the world!") 
  • Great! How do we get you and your entire administration out of the country? Because you are the worst people.  (on Twitter, 2-1-17, in response to this post by the asshole: "Everybody is arguing whether or not it is a BAN. Call it what you want, it is about keeping bad people (with bad intentions) out of country!")
  • What fresh hell do you have in store for the world today, Donald?  (on Twitter, 2-2-17) 
  • What a strange date to take your daughter on. Did you at least take her out for drinks afterward?  (on Twitter, 2-2-17, in response to this post by Donald: "What a strange date to take your daughter on. Did you at least take her out for drinks afterward?")
  • Threats like this do not help, Donald. You don't understand people at all, because you are incapable of empathy.  (on Twitter, 2-2-17, in response to this post by the shithead: "If U.C. Berkeley does not allow free speech and practices violence on innocent people with a different point of view - NO FEDERAL FUNDS?")
  • I agree. So when are you and your entire administration leaving?  (on Twitter, 2-3-17, in response to this post by that mendacious prick: "We must keep 'evil' out of our country!")
  • Professional anarchists? I'm pretty sure anarchy is not a profession.  (on Twitter, 2-3-17, in response to this post from that imbecile Donald Trump: "Professional anarchists, thugs and paid protesters are proving the point of the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!") 
  • Yes, you keep saying that. Yet, you've never answered me: When specifically was it great before, you twit?  (on Twitter, 2-4-17, in response to this nonsense from Donald: "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!")
  • Ah, the opinion of a so-called president.  (on Twitter, 2-4-17, in response to this post from Donald: "The opinion of this so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our country, is ridiculous and will be overturned!")
  • What is our country coming to when a mendacious, racist, abusive, misogynist twit can occupy the White House?  (on Twitter, 2-4-17, in response to this post from Donald: "What is our country coming to when a judge can halt a Homeland Security travel ban and anyone, even with bad intentions, can come into U.S.?")
  • Just wanted to remind you that you are the most despised person in the country. Have a nice day, twit.  (on Twitter, 2-4-17)
  • The big trouble comes from having a mendacious, racist, misogynist, narcissistic twit occupying the White House. You are completely unfit for the job. You should resign immediately. And be sure to take your entire administration with you when you go. Thanks. (on Facebook, 2-4-17, in response to this post from Donald: "When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot , come in & out, especially for reasons of safety & security - big trouble!")
  • Many very bad and dangerous people are running (ruining) our country right now. Let's give the others a chance.  (on Twitter, 2-4-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Because the ban was lifted by a judge, many very bad and dangerous people may be pouring into our country. A terrible decision")
  • You are such a fucking child, Donald. "Bad people are very happy"? Wow. I wish we had an eloquent president again.  (on Twitter, 2-4-17, in response to this bullshit from Donald: "The judge opens up our country to potential terrorists and others that do not have our best interests at heart. Bad people are very happy!") 
  • So difficult to be a dictator, eh?  (on Twitter, 2-5-17, in response to this post from Donald: "I have instructed Homeland Security to check people coming into our country VERY CAREFULLY. The courts are making the job very difficult!")
  • Wow. You have to stop bad-mouthing people. Your supporters are all gun-toting nut jobs who are anxious to use their weapons  (on Twitter, 2-5-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Just cannot believe a judge would put our country in such peril. If something happens blame him and court system. People pouring in. Bad!")
  • Making up stories, like the Bowling Green Massacre? Donald, you are such a mendacious little prick.  (on Twitter, 2-6-17, in response to this nonsense from Donald: "The failing @nytimes writes total fiction concerning me. They have gotten it wrong for two years, and now are making up stories & sources!")
  • Great! The two of you can just blow each other for thirty minutes.  (on Twitter, 2-6-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Will be interviewed on @oreillyfactor tonight at 8:00 P.M.")
  • Donald, every fucking word you utter is a lie. I think you are incapable of telling the truth, or even recognizing it.  (on Twitter, 2-6-17, in response to more bullshit from Donald: "I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it. Some FAKE NEWS media, in order to marginalize, lies!")
  • Right. Anything that is against you is fake. Anything that is pro-Trump is real. So everything is fake, basically.  (on Twitter, 2-6-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.")
  • I wish there could be one day when I would wake up and you won't have said something to make me despise you even more.  (on Twitter, 2-6-17)
  • I wish there could be just one day when I would wake up and discover that you hadn't said one more thing to make me despise you even more. But I doubt it will happen. You are the worst that humanity has to offer, Donald. You are an unstable narcissist, and are completely unfit for office. You should resign immediately and take that racist band of shitheads you call your administration with you.  (on Facebook, 2-6-17, in response to this post: "I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it. Some FAKE NEWS media, in order to marginalize, lies!")
And here are a few related posts that I did not send to Donald Jackass Trump:
  • People get annoyed with comparisons of Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler, but Trump is actually moving much more quickly than Hitler did in dismantling democracy, creating propaganda and suppressing the media. Let's not wait for a world war to get rid of this guy. (on Facebook, 1-25-17)
  • Excited about the game! Also, please ask Tom Brady to use his influence with Trump to get him to stop following in Hitler's steps.  (Sent to the New England Patriots on Twitter, 1-25-17)
  • The Statue Of Liberty no longer has meaning. It should be dismantled, and the pieces left at Donald Trump's door.  (on Twitter, 1-28-17)  
  • Hurrah for the Trump administration! Everyone gets a gun. Schoolchildren, lunatics, everybody. Once everyone has a gun, we'll all be safe.  (on Twitter, 2-4-17)
  • The problem with Kellyanne Conway is that if you cut off her tail, it will grow right back.  (on Facebook and Twitter, 2-5-17)