Thursday, February 23, 2017

Alternative Fact: February 23, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Kellyanne "Bowling Green Massacre" Conway's next television appearance will be a pay-per-view fight versus Sean "Ginger Spice" Spicer. The winner receives exclusive rights to Donald Trump's brain, and from then on will be the sole official distributor and interpreter of Trump's statements and intentions. The winner also receives an official Trump Tower bathrobe. 

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