Messages To Donald Trump And Some Other Shitheads, 2-8-17 - 2-23-17

I keep meaning to stop doing this, to stop responding to Donald Trump, and in fact, to stop reading the news, and to stop reading the so-called president's mendacious posts. This time I lasted one day, I think. I can't help it. The trick is to be informed without being consumed. I will try to limit my time at this activity, but we'll see. I hope this proves an enjoyable read.

• As someone who lost a good friend in the Bowling Green Massacre, I support all the fabrications of the President. He can make America great again, or, if he prefers, he can make America clairvoyant again. He can make America Russian again. He can make America thin again with his new economic plan to starve minorities. Donald, I've rounded up hundreds of fictitious people and we're all ready to put into action whatever ideas cross your unstable mind. Make America nocturnal again!  (on Facebook, 2-8-17, in response to this post by Donald: "TOGETHER, WE WILL MAKE AMERICA SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! 'Trump is stronger than national polls suggest'") 
• Oh Donald, we know just how much your love your daughter, how she's a great piece of ass, how you want to date her. We know, we know. We've heard you say that about her many, many times. Why not leave her alone for a while, see how she does without your intense support?  (on Facebook, 2-8-17, in response to this post by creepy Donald: "My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by Nordstrom. She is a great person who is always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!") 
• Can we also stop migrating birds? Sometimes they're noisy, and I don't like that.  (on Twitter, 2-8-17, in response to this post by Donald: "'Immigration Ban Is One Of Trump's Most Popular Orders So Far'") 
• Let's see your tax returns, Donald. No more posting on Facebook or Twitter until you show us those tax returns.  (on Facebook, 2-8-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Very nice letter by the National Sheriffs Association - representing 3,000 Sheriffs from around the United States of America. I will NOT let you down - we are with you!")
• Okay, Donald, it's time to quit fucking around on Facebook and Twitter, and show us your tax returns. The people demand to see them. You said we're not interested. You're wrong. We're extremely interested. So show us.  (on Facebook, 2-8-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Thank you Brian Krzanich, CEO of Intel. A great investment ($7 BILLION) in American INNOVATION and JOBS!")
• Donald, you are an unhinged, childish ego who must have his candy whenever he demands it. A child who is desperate for affection and attention, but who is completely incapable of showing true affection for anyone else. You would probably benefit from counseling.  (on Facebook, 2-9-17, in response to this post by Donald: "SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!") 
• You should be in court over the money you swindled people out of with your fake university, you fake president.  (on Facebook, 2-10-17, in response to that same post.)
• Was she abused by her father? That's what many of us are wondering, Donald. The way you talk about her being a great piece of ass, the way you repeatedly mention how you'd like to date her. What did you do to your daughter, Donald?  (on Facebook, 2-12-17, in response to this post by Donald: "I am so proud of my daughter Ivanka. To be abused and treated so badly by the media, and to still hold her head so high, is truly wonderful!")
• Do you think you have the stamina to live through your impeachment hearings? Might it be better to just quit now? (on Twitter, 2-12-17) 
• Donald, do you think you have the constitution to live through your impeachment hearings? Might it be better for you if you just quit now and dedicate all your time to promoting your daughter's stupid clothing line?  (on Facebook, 2-12-17)
• Donald, you are mentally ill and should be in a home where you can get the care you need. This job will be your demise. Get out before it's too late. Dedicate your time to promoting your daughter's clothes. You'll be much happier, and so will we.  (on Facebook, 2-14-17)
• Donald, when do your impeachment hearings begin? I don't want to miss them. I'm sure you'll enjoy them too, since it means you'll be on television a lot.  (on Facebook, 2-14-17)
• I am guessing the real story here is that this will eventually lead to your impeachment. Things are going to get fun.  (on Twitter, 2-15-17, in response to this post from Donald: "The real story here is why are there so many illegal leaks coming out of Washington? Will these leaks be happening as I deal on N.Korea etc?") 
• I don't think that will keep you from being impeached, Donald.  (on Twitter, 2-16-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Stock market hits new high with longest winning streak in decades. Great level of confidence and optimism - even before tax plan rollout!")
• Will you be selling commemorative rings and so on for the impeachment hearings?  (on Twitter, 2-16-17) 
• Like prostitutes that leak on each other for your enjoyment?  (on Twitter, 2-16-17, in response to this post by Donald: "The spotlight has finally been put on the low-life leakers! They will be caught!") 
• You insane, delusional narcissist. Do you think anyone believes you anymore?  (on Twitter, 2-16-17, in response to this post by Donald: "The Democrats had to come up with a story as to why they lost the election, and so badly (306), so they made up a story - RUSSIA. Fake news!")
• Wow, Donald, you are completely bonkers. Just totally unhinged. I watched your press conference in which you were quite insulting as well as nutty. I was particularly blown away when you told a Jewish reporter: “Number one: I am the least anti-Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two: Racism. The least racist person.” No one believes you. No one. I am looking forward to your impeachment hearings and sentencing.  (on Facebook, 2-16-17)
• Donald, you tell a Jewish reporter you're the least anti-Semitic person and the least racist person, and you say an incredibly racist thing to a black reporter, implying that all black people know each other. Also, you never answer the Jewish reporter's question, and when he starts to repeat it, you admonish him, "Quiet, quiet, quiet!" You, Donald, are the most despicable person, a total racist without compassion or empathy. You need to resign immediately.  (on Facebook, 2-16-17)
• One of Hitler's first steps was discrediting the media, saying the same things that Donald Trump is saying. That should worry everyone.  (on Facebook, 2-18-17, in response to this post from Donald: "The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!")
• You are the most dishonest person to ever walk the earth, Donald. Every word from your mouth is bullshit. (on Twitter, in response to this post from the so-called president: "'One of the most effective press conferences I've ever seen!' says Rush Limbaugh. Many agree.Yet FAKE MEDIA calls it differently! Dishonest") 
• Whatever. Everything you say is bullshit anyway.  (on Twitter, 2-19-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "My statement as to what's happening in Sweden was in reference to a story that was broadcast on @FoxNews concerning immigrants & Sweden.") 
• I heard today that the Republican Party has now officially changed its name to the Nazi Party. I applaud their honesty!  (on Facebook, 2-20-17)
• Donald, you just love to celebrate yourself, don't you? Is there is anything that interests you more than yourself?  (on Twitter, 2-20-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!")
• Donald, who will you marry next after Melania is deported for working illegally in the United States?  (on Facebook, 2-21-17)
• Did you run into Frederick Douglass?  (on Twitter, 2-22-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "Very much enjoyed my tour of the Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History and Culture...A great job done by amazing people!")
• Did you tell them how you believe all black people know each other?  (on Twitter, 2-22-17, in response to that same post)
• I agree. It's time for very strict gun control legislation. When can we expect that?  (on Facebook, 2-23-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "Seven people shot and killed yesterday in Chicago. What is going on there - totally out of control. Chicago needs help!")

And here are a few messages I sent to Sean Spicer:

• Hey, Spicey, is it true that you're transitioning to becoming female? I think that's so cool.  (on Twitter, 2-9-17) 
• I bet even the other shitheads in the Trump regime make fun of you. They do, don't they? (on Twitter, 2-9-17)
• You are kind of like Trump's pet monkey, aren't you? Is that how you see yourself?  (on Twitter, 2-9-17)
• Spicey, don't let anyone tell you you can't be pretty.  (on Twitter, 2-10-17) 
• Hey Spicey, don't let it get you down that Melissa McCarthy is more manly than you are. She's also a better speaker  (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
• Do the other Trump people call you Ginger Spice?  (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
• Ginger Spice, you can't even tell the truth about something as unimportant as whether Donald Trump owns a bathrobe. So fuck off.  (on Twitter, 2-12-17)
• Spicey, I keep hearing you'll be the next to be let go. Is that true? Will you still be able to have your sex change operation?  (on Twitter, 2-14-17)

And here are a few messages I sent to Kellyanne Conway:

• Lizard Woman, can we all play dress-up with you? I have some ridiculous things I want to put on you.  (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
• Kellyanne, please stop talking. We're still trying to come to terms with the Bowling Green Massacre.  (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
• Kellyanne, tell me, do you believe any of the bullshit that comes out of your mouth? Seriously. (on Twitter, 2-10-17)
• Kellyanne, do you save your skin after you've shed it?  (on Twitter, 2-10-17) 
• I want to make sure I get the facts correct for my report. So, how many eggs do you lay at a time?  (on Twitter, 2-12-17)
• Kellyanne, one more question: Is it true that you sometimes eat your young?  (on Twitter, 2-12-17)
• Kellyanne, they're starting to tumble now. Who will be next? I hear it's going to be Spicey. What's the word under your rock?  (on Twitter, 2-14-17)
• Kellyanne, seriously, how long do you think you can keep up with this bullshit? You look like you're about to crack.  (on Twitter, 2-14-17, in response to this post by Kellyanne: "I serve at the pleasure of @POTUS. His message is my message. His goals are my goals. Uninformed chatter doesn't matter.")
• After the impeachment, do you think Melania will divorce Donald?  (on Twitter, 2-15-17) 
• Does it bother you that no one believes a word you say anymore, Kellyanne "Bowling Green Massacre" Conway?  (on Twitter, 2-18-17)
• And what percentage of Americans still believe anything you say, Kellyanne "Bowling Green Massacre" Conway?  (on Twitter, 2-19-17, in response to this post by the Lizard Woman: "#Poll: 73% of Americans want Democrats to work with Trump")
• Kellyanne "Bowling Green Massacre" Conway Vs. Ginger Spice. I plan on watching that fight on TV, your next appearance there.  (on Twitter, 2-22-17)
• Don't worry, Kellyanne, it doesn't matter if you're on TV or not, because no one believes a single word you say anyway.  (on Twitter, 2-22-17) 
• Kellyanne, is it true that those behind the Bowling Green Massacre had degrees from Trump University?  (on Twitter, 2-22-17)
• This country can't take four years of these assholes. Four weeks has felt like four years anyway, so let's just end it now.  (on Twitter, 2-23-17, in response to this post by the Lizard Woman: "If four years isn't enough time, four weeks certainly isn't...")

   To Betsy DeVos:

• Alternative fact: Betsy DeVos knows what she is doing and has the appropriate experience for the job.  (on Twitter, 2-13-17) 
• Just so you know, "quality education" doesn't mean anything. You have to say "high quality education." You should know that.  (on Twitter, 2-17-17, in response to this post by Betsy: "I am committed to #IDEA and ensuring a quality education for children with disabilities.") 
• Betsy, what the fuck do you know about great teachers, or about teaching at all?  (on Twitter, 2-19-17, in response to this post by the idiot: "Great teachers deserve freedom and flexibility, not to constantly be on the receiving end of government dictates.")

To Scott Pruitt:

• Please don't destroy the planet, Scott. Just don't do anything. Just collect your check and do nothing.  (on Twitter, 2-18-17, in response to this post by Scott: "It's been an honor serving as Okla Attorney General, please continue to follow my work as EPA Administrator")
• Traditional values of environmental stewardship? Just what the hell does that mean, Scott? Please don't fuck up the world.  (on Twitter, 2-18-17, in response to this post by Scott: "I’m dedicated to working w/stakeholders - industry, farmers, ranchers, business owners – on traditional values of environmental stewardship.")

And to Ivanka Trump:

• Will you create a special line of jewelry to commemorate the upcoming impeachment hearings? (on Twitter, 2-16-17)

And to Steve Bannon:

• Stevie, is it true that you and Priebus are lovers? I noticed the way you grabbed him, and he seemed upset. Are things okay?  (on Twitter, 2-23-17)