Monday, May 22, 2017

Alternative Fact: May 22, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): While Donald Trump now asserts that the trafficking of underage girls is a bad thing, he did not always hold that viewpoint. Investigators have uncovered receipts that indicate that Ivanka is not Donald's biological daughter after all, that Donald actually purchased her from Russian friends when she was the tender age of four. "I got a great deal on her," Donald was recently heard bragging to Steve Bannon. "And I'm not giving her back." Some reporters have speculated that Donald's fear of losing his daughter/girlfriend is the real reason he continually tries to convince the press to stop reporting on the Russia connection. DNA tests that could resolve the question of Ivanka's parentage have yet to be administered or even agreed to.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Alternative Fact: May 21, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Accomplices of Donald Trump revealed today that Donald has recently become very religious, even going so far as to strike a deal with God, which explains the itinerary for Donald's first trip abroad as president. In exchange for God removing all evidence of Trump's criminal and treasonous activity, Donald promises to not get any more divorces, and will stay with his current wife Ivanka until her death.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Alternative Fact: May 20, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Reporters have discovered Donald Trump's weakness: he only exists when cameras are recording him. He feeds off the attention. Turn the cameras off, and Donald Trump disappears. Leave the cameras off long enough, and he will wither away and die. The reporters are busy spreading this message, knowing the last holdout will be Donald's accomplice, FOX News.

Friday, May 19, 2017

Alternative Fact: May 19, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Soon you won't be reading anything negative about Donald Trump, for he has signed a bill which will make it illegal to say or print anything unflattering about him. "I'm going to put the fake news in jail," Donald said to a small crowd of adoring illiterates. "They have a choice: either print stories about how great I am or go to prison."

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Trump Supporters Are Horrible People

We already know that Trump supporters are not the brightest folks around. But it is alarming to me just how awful these people are.

An individual named Gina Vaughan commented on a post that I had left on Donald Trump's Facebook page. This is what Gina had to say: "Michael Doherty You're not even American dipwad... shut youir coxhoslter and worry about the muzziees that have overrun London"

I responded: "Gina Vaughan, I think you took a double dose there. Your drug intake should be supervised." And then I went to Gina's page, and she has her personal settings such that anyone apparently can comment on her posts. And so I did. She had shared a photo poking fun at the truth of James Comey's statement.

I commented: "Gina, you're a dipshit. Good luck to you on all your endeavors, such as tying your shoes, parking your car, memorizing the alphabet." And that set off a string of comments from Gina and a couple of her friends. Here is that exchange (note particularly that comment from Jeffrey N. Ponzio): 

Note that while Gina brags about being incredibly intelligent, she erroneously uses the word "lay" in place of "lie." But her buddy Jeffrey is even worse, even typing "Fucking faggot." Nice. By the way, Jeffrey's settings are such that anyone can leave a comment on his posts as well (so if you are so inclined, you can tell that bastard exactly what you think of him).

Here are a couple of the posts on Jeffrey's Facebook page:

And here is a photo that Gina Vaughan posted on her page:

Frightening. Here is one more post from Gina's page:

So this is the type of person that supports Donald Trump. This is the type of person we are dealing with here. Both Gina and Jeffrey are racists with violent tendencies.

Photo From Work: May 17, 2017

What the hell is a scien?

Alternative Fact: May 18, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump has officially eliminated the process for impeachment in the United States. "No more impeachment for anyone ever," Donald told the stunned press corps. "Unless I can still impeach Obama or Hillary." He then asked, "Can I?"