Saturday, March 29, 2014

Religious People Are Peculiar

I agree. Tighten those nipple clamps, baby!

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Today's Thought

My dirty socks smell like Doritos. What does that say about Doritos?

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Mistress Boobilicious

Mistress Boobilicious And Her Deft-Footed Dwarvish Dancers will perform their musical homage to chocolate delights. One night only. Guaranteed to shock and please, and bring the audience to its knees. Fun for the entire family. Children pay double.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

One Thing I've Learned

One thing I've learned: If someone tells you not to call her crazy, and is serious about it, she is undoubtedly one completely unbalanced and nutty individual.