Sunday, April 5, 2015

Happy Easter

Happy Easter, everyone! For those of you who don't know the story, today is the day that Jesus Christ crawled out of the grave and disguised himself as a giant chocolate-peddling bunny to elude capture by the zombie-hunters. Forced to suddenly give away his wares in order to create a diversion for his escape, Jesus inadvertently began a holiday tradition. And even now, decades later, people expect free chocolate on this day. Enjoy!