His life was like a song
But not a very good song
It went on and on
Long after people stopped listening
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Ellen Ford dipped one toe into the Evertons’ Suicide Machine. She’d long been plagued by indecision. In fact, that is what indirectly drove her to this halfhearted near suicide attempt.
But the machine was stronger-willed than Ellen. That one toe was all it needed to decide it wanted to end Ellen’s life. It sucked her in by that one toe.
And that was the end of Ellen.
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Monday, January 18, 2016
Sunday, January 17, 2016
Friday, January 15, 2016
Thursday, January 14, 2016
I've been watching a lot of The Walking Dead lately (for Christmas, I received seasons two, three, four and five - and I'm partway through the fourth season), and I was thinking about the new Star Wars movie in relation to that series. Because I think it would have been much better for Star Wars to just end, rather than have it ruined by Disney. And I wonder how George Lucas sees it. Wouldn't it be easier to let a child die than to have it turned into a mindless, pointless, eternal, flesh-eating zombie? Basically what I'm saying is Disney bit Star Wars, and now George Lucas needs to come back and shoot his baby in the head. (And take out Disney while you're at it, please.)
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Betty Flavor, the intern with the happy syringe, made her way out of the third story window and quickly to the ground, where she suffered several broken bones and a punctured lung. Louise, a nearby dog, was not impressed, and continued to lick itself with a detached enthusiasm it had learned from watching a lot of television. Rachel, a certified lunatic, screamed.
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
I caught the eye of the cute blonde, and tossed it back to her. She missed it, due to my poor throw. It landed on the floor, where it was almost immediately crushed by a food cart. And now there is very little chance of me taking her to the prom.
Monday, January 11, 2016
Sunday, January 10, 2016
She had compassion and empathy for everyone. She even decided to donate her corpse to the local necrophiliacs group. But she was so old when she finally died that the necrophiliacs passed. And that’s how she came into my possession.
And that’s where I hang my hat.
Saturday, January 9, 2016
Monday, January 4, 2016
My girlfriend has the most beautiful hair. And she’s always doing something special with it to delight and entice me. Each time she makes a change, I am excited to see her newest look. Two days ago she dyed her hair infrared and I had to wear special glasses to see it. What a surprise! It was a shock, honestly, when I first came home and thought she had shaved her head. I admit, I didn’t react too well to that. But the bruising should go down in a day or two. What will she try next?