Her Hair

My girlfriend has the most beautiful hair. And she’s always doing something special with it to delight and entice me. Each time she makes a change, I am excited to see her newest look. Two days ago she dyed her hair infrared and I had to wear special glasses to see it. What a surprise! It was a shock, honestly, when I first came home and thought she had shaved her head. I admit, I didn’t react too well to that. But the bruising should go down in a day or two. What will she try next?