Mistress Boobilicious Goes West

Mistress Boobilicious is once again on the go, and authorities have been put on alert all along her expected route of travel. "We are more concerned with the behavior of her devoted fans," Officer Reardon told reporters. "They get within half a mile of her and they go nuts. I've seen it before." Authorities in Colorado are especially nervous, as it is rumored that the very mountains of that state become envious at the sight of Mistress Boobilicious, and they could come tumbling down out of pure frustration, causing incalculable mayhem and devastation.

Mistress Boobilicious Returns

Mistress Boobilicious has returned from the mountain with a new fur and a strange green concoction that, if taken orally, would incapacitate a giant for the duration of a football game. She is now an inch taller and carries a pouch of human ashes which she has promised to deliver to a woman in Seattle. Upon news of her return, celebrations broke out in bars and mental wards across the nation.

Boobs Malone And Her Chamber Of Horrors

Boobs Malone is one of the most feared and delightfully cruel criminal minds active in the Boston area today. She has a taste for the bizarre, which keeps her victims and potential victims alert and worried, but which keeps her minions entertained.

Michael, her latest victim, suddenly found himself dipped in chocolate and suspended from the ceiling by metal chains connected to a series of clamps attached to his body, leaving him dangling just a few inches above the floor. Boobs Malone then began whipping him, first with rope, then with a thin strip of rubber, and finally with a strand of barbed wire. The blood and chocolate collected beneath him, and Boobs Malone called in her favorite dogs and dwarves to lap it up while she stood above Michael and urinated on him, stinging his wounds and further entertaining her minions and exciting the dwarves, who caught some of the spray themselves.

Having temporarily exhausted herself, Boobs Malone exited the chamber to take a nap, leaving Michael in his suspended state. Just when he thought he couldn't take any more, he was rescued by none other than Mistress Boobilicious, surprising Michael, who had come to believe the persistent rumors that Boobs Malone and Mistress Boobilicious were actually the same person. Now he dedicates himself to his rescuer's pleasure.

Truth

Mistress Boobilicious is the object of my preposition.

Alien Stimulation

When the aliens come, and it sounds like they're on their way, it will be to meet Mistress Boobilicious. They are well aware of her charms, having picked them up on satellite imagery, and are eager to greet her in person. Earth governments need not worry about things turning hostile, for Mistress Boobilicious has the power to ensnare, control and enslave, regardless of the species or gender, or the intentions.

Mistress Boobilicious On The Go

Mistress Boobilicious has a suitcase full of special toys and instruments that she keeps with her at all times. So she's prepared for whenever the mood should strike her, be it at a bus stop or in a restaurant bathroom or in a changing room at a clothing store. So keep an eye out for this magnificent beauty. And if she's wearing her furry hat, get ready, because she means business.

Playtime For Mistress Boobilicious, Part 2

Mistress Boobilicious opens her magic suitcase of goodies, removing each object carefully, lovingly, almost reverently, as the slaves chained to the walls look on hungrily. Their demise is her true gift to them, and they are well aware of it, some having traveled great distances to be devoured by her sweet rage. She’s collected the objects from various regions over the years, slowly gathering the right instruments, those which will cause the most amount of pain for her subjects, and the most amount of pleasure for her. Some she designed and built herself, and the presentation of these objects signals the end of playtime for most of her slaves.

Playtime For Mistress Boobilicious

Mistress Boobilicious’ dungeon is the only one that has people sneaking in rather than attempting to escape. Generous as she is, Mistress Boobilicious welcomes all comers, immediately stripping them, chaining them to the wall, gagging them and putting clamps on their nipples and genitals. Then they are often forgotten for large stretches of time, sometimes months. But Mistress Boobilicious, upon returning, sees that the dead are disposed of so the smell won’t bother the survivors. And that’s when the real fun begins. The wait is worth it for those still alive.

Mistress Boobilicious Raids Again

Mistress Boobilicious turns criminals and angels into desperate, eager beasts, agape, hands out, bent over to her will, anticipating their own destruction. And with her potent rubber rod she reduces all within a two-mile radius to speechless, servile creatures, removing all the human qualities she has no use for, covering them in furs, putting them on all fours, owning them, using them, discarding them, and moving on. Men wait in trepidation and excitement for her arrival, and then despair at her departure. She’ll own the world, and she knows it.

Mistress Boobilicious Takes To The Skies

The air parade dedicated to Mistress Boobilicious was a great success. And in fact, the show's finale kept at least one man from jumping to his death. Samuel Larson stood on the ledge of his office building, one short step from his own demise, when those giant balloons passed by and put a smile on the would-be suicide's face. Now he has decided to return to his former interest, that being sculpture, and pledges to create a series of works based on her amazing body. Mistress Boobilicious has that effect on folks, and inspires that kind of dedication.

For Love Of Mistress Boobilicious

Mistress Boobilicious inspires artists to create unspeakable works, pieces that can be shown in no gallery for the cries and accusations of indecency that would surely issue forth from prudes and pundits as a result. Religious leaders scoop out their own eyes as the only way to avoid the greatest temptation, because they can't trust themselves. Action becomes involuntary, like salivating. Mistress Boobilicious inspires much of that as well, from men, women, animals, anything within a certain radius. Even tall trees lean over to get a better look at her as she walks by. I heard a tale - and I believe it - of a corpse rising out of his coffin in an effort to get a hand on one of her remarkable breasts. He was unsuccessful, and died a second time of despair at his failure.

Mistress Boobilicious And Her Aquatic Adventure

As I understand it, Mistress Boobilicious only went into the ocean because she heard the dolphins were feeling frisky. Some of the younger dolphins, that is. What then occurred varies by the teller. But apparently by the time she got into her swimsuit, many of the dolphins had tired of their games and gone home. But of course her presence in the water attracted all manner of excited beasts. And some of these creatures were driven into a frenzy, which her teasing did not satisfy or quell, but rather agitated and enraged, to the point where the waves could not contain them, and some passersby were injured and impregnated. The authorities have not pressed charges, for who could be blamed in such circumstances?

Mistress Boobilicious Strikes Again

Mistress Boobilicious foils a jewelry robbery, then rapes a policeman. "All in a day's work," she tells this reporter modestly.

Mistress Boobilicious

Mistress Boobilicious And Her Deft-Footed Dwarvish Dancers will perform their musical homage to chocolate delights. One night only. Guaranteed to shock and please, and bring the audience to its knees. Fun for the entire family. Children pay double.