Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Mistress Boobilicious Returns

Mistress Boobilicious has returned from the mountain with a new fur and a strange green concoction that, if taken orally, would incapacitate a giant for the duration of a football game. She is now an inch taller and carries a pouch of human ashes which she has promised to deliver to a woman in Seattle. Upon news of her return, celebrations broke out in bars and mental wards across the nation.

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