A Message To All Good And Sane People

As we venture into 2018, remember, Trump supporters don't mind being cheated or lied to. In fact, they love it! So everyone should try to cheat them out of as much as possible, and don't ever tell them the truth about any subject. Bartenders, water down their drinks and charge them double. Cooks, give them half the portions that you give to everyone else. (They could stand to lose a little weight anyway.) Used car dealers, promise them you'll sell them your best car, but then deliver the biggest lemon you've got. Taxi drivers, take them far from their desired destinations and leave them there after assuring them they are at the location they specified. Doctors, make up an incurable illness and tell them they have it. Then sell them pain medication at triple the normal cost. Trump supporters will love this. After all, they love being lied to.