Alternative Fact: December 31, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump revealed his New Year's resolution to a young intern at FOX News. "My New Year's resolution, young lady, is to spend every last cent in the U.S. treasury on my vacations," he told the woman. "I will be at my great Mar-A-Lago resort at least four days a week in 2018. When there is no more money left, I'll probably resign." Trump then patted the young woman's behind and extended an invitation for her to join him on his next vacation.