Alternative Fact: December 12, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump, concerned that the networks are going to recast his role as president, or perhaps even cancel the presidency altogether, after poor ratings caused several sponsors to drop their support, is now working to produce a special holiday episode. "I promise that several of your favorite old cast members are going to appear in this one," he told the puppets at FOX News. "People like Sean Spicer and Reince Priebus and Anthony Scaramucci and Sebastian Gorka and Tom Price and Katie Walsh and Mike Dubke and Sally Yates and Michael Short. The list goes on and on. You're not going to want to miss this episode. It's going to be great."