Alternative Fact: December 21, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump, now realizing he can get away with anything, bragged to reporters: "I took away health care from millions of Americans, sneaking a provision into the tax bill to repeal Obamacare. I told the other Republicans to keep quiet about it, but now I can tell you it was all my idea." Then, not being able to stop himself, he added: "I raped that thirteen-year-old girl, then threatened to kill her if she went ahead with the lawsuit. No one can touch me because I'm the president and I'm making America great again."