Mistress Boobilicious Goes West

Mistress Boobilicious is once again on the go, and authorities have been put on alert all along her expected route of travel. "We are more concerned with the behavior of her devoted fans," Officer Reardon told reporters. "They get within half a mile of her and they go nuts. I've seen it before." Authorities in Colorado are especially nervous, as it is rumored that the very mountains of that state become envious at the sight of Mistress Boobilicious, and they could come tumbling down out of pure frustration, causing incalculable mayhem and devastation.