Mistress Boobilicious And Her Aquatic Adventure

As I understand it, Mistress Boobilicious only went into the ocean because she heard the dolphins were feeling frisky. Some of the younger dolphins, that is. What then occurred varies by the teller. But apparently by the time she got into her swimsuit, many of the dolphins had tired of their games and gone home. But of course her presence in the water attracted all manner of excited beasts. And some of these creatures were driven into a frenzy, which her teasing did not satisfy or quell, but rather agitated and enraged, to the point where the waves could not contain them, and some passersby were injured and impregnated. The authorities have not pressed charges, for who could be blamed in such circumstances?