Friday, May 19, 2017
Alternative Fact: May 19, 2017
Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Soon you won't be reading anything negative about Donald Trump, for he has signed a bill which will make it illegal to say or print anything unflattering about him. "I'm going to put the fake news in jail," Donald said to a small crowd of adoring illiterates. "They have a choice: either print stories about how great I am or go to prison."