Those who support Donald Trump are scoundrels, cretins, and assholes. No question about it. But mostly they're just stupid beyond belief. And so the game continues. Here is a little fun I had today on Donald Trump's Facebook page.
Becky Brown (on Facebook, 4-17-17): "Love you Mr. President. You are doing a phenomenal good job. !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My response: "Wow, Becky, adding those exclamation points after the period really makes you seem sincere."
(Becky is so bright that she actually liked my response.)
Laurie Ann Pappas (on Facebook, 4-17-17): "I
have stopped watching every news channel except Fox. I have lost all
respect for the media and their fake slanted stories. They truly are
pathetic! Shame on them all"
My response: "Laurie,
Fox doesn't have a news channel. Not really. Are you one of those
self-loathing women that actually respects abusive bastards like Donald
Trump and Bill O'Reilly? You feel deep down that you deserve to be
harassed and hurt, don't you? Well, maybe you do."
Cristine Gritz (on Facebook, 4-17-17): "I
am thankful every day that you are our President! The media is a joke
and the intelligent Americans know it! Keep doing what you are doing and
know that millions and millions of the silent and LEGAL majority are
behind you all the way! You are amazing in everything you do and these
snowflakes don't matter! They prefer corruption and deceit!! Heart U President Trump!"
My response: "Cristine
Gritz, if you count yourself among those millions of silent people,
then please remain silent. Keep your moronic comments to yourself. (And
great name, by the way. I'll probably use it in something.)"
Catherine Robert (on Facebook, 4-17-17): "Dear
Mr. President. PLEASE, Never release your taxes! It's too much fun
watching the Liberals make fools of themselves about them!"
My response: "Catherine
is right! I'd rather watch people get legitimately angry than learn the
truth about what foreign powers have financial sway over the leader of
our country. Good for you, Catherine, for speaking up for those of us
who enjoy the anger of others and don't care about the truth or treason
or any of those sorts of things."
Nancy Jo (on Facebook, 4-17-17): "Those of us with brains realize exactly what the media is doing. They are so obvious!"
My response: "Nancy
Jo, you are right! It is so obvious what they're doing - filming what
Donald says, taking notes, reporting on his words and deeds. We know
what they're up to, what with their note-taking and their recording and
their questions and their search for the truth. Those bastards are
standing up for democracy. How dare they do that in this great new
fascist America that Donald has created. And to be so obvious about it
Jose Alvarez (on Facebook, 4-17-17): "What's
a big deal with the President Taxes. We have many more problems in our
country that we should be worry about. Those protesters are not protest
because President Trump Tax returns.They are protested because some
body are instigating them."
My response: "Jose,
your grasp on the English language is commendable. What I think you're
saying is that Donald Trump has created a lot more problems, problems
that can't be solved by merely looking at his tax returns and
discovering what foreign powers have given him money. And that really it
is Donald's entire presidency that should be protested."
Reza Farnood (on Facebook, 4-17-17): "We
the people stand by you until the end. I noticed that they try to be
smart mouth and disrespect you, but we do not listen. No worries in our
My response: "Reza,
the end will be soon, so then you can sit down and relax. Either way,
go on not listening. And when you say you have no worries in your end,
are you referring to your anus? Was there some trouble during your
Alma Holstein (on Facebook, 4-17-17): "We
have your back Mr. President you are right on course we voted you in
and we respect you stay true to God and our country and keep moving
My response: "And
avoid using commas and periods at all cost. Commas and periods are the
devil's punctuation! The only punctuation marks God-fearing Republicans
are allowed to use are exclamation points!"