Monday, April 10, 2017

Alternative Fact: April 10, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump revealed today that his medications allow him to commune with animals, and that he's been speaking with a six-foot long poisonous snake named Jasper. "Jasper will be creating policy in the coming months," Donald said. "He's got some great, great ideas."

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