Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Alternative Fact: August 29, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): The alien in the plastic Ivanka outfit has now expressed an interest in returning to the coal mines of his home world. "I said before that being Donald Trump's lover was better than slaving in my planet's coal mines. I was wrong."

(For more information on this story, see the Alternative Fact from August 8, 2017.)

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