Alternative Fact: August 24, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump startled a family on a tour of the White House by stepping out from behind a door while not wearing any pants, babbling incoherently, and then trying to grab the family's two young girls. The girls were able to escape, and Donald wandered off down the corridor. "Donald Trump often wanders around the White House without any pants," a White House aide said. "We hardly notice anymore. Most of us are told to just ignore him and continue with our work, which doesn't concern him at all."  The parents of the two girls have decided to not press charges.