Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Alternative Fact: August 22, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): One activity that has become popular at Trump rallies is the Hayseed Pussy Grab. Participants run through the crowd, grabbing as many women by the pussy as possible. The winner gets a coupon for a free steak at a local restaurant. Three-time winner Bert Scheckel offers this advice to newcomers: "Remove your white hoods and robes and put down your torches before starting. You'll have greater mobility."

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