Alternative Fact: August 25, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): There are many rooms in the White House where Donald Trump is not allowed, and so he is often found curled up in a hallway, crying, while others are busy working. Certain White House aides, feeling sorry for the senile goat, sometimes give him a ball of string or some trinket to keep him occupied until Ivanka or Mike Pence arrives to collect him.