Alternative Fact: August 26, 2017

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump in a short speech promised his followers that he would grant them all pardons for any future wrongdoings as long as they'll keep purchasing his Trump merchandise and patronizing his hotels and golf courses. "You are all great American, great consumers," he told the small crowd. "You all deserve pardons for whatever it is you might do over the next four years."