Alternative Fact: August 26, 2018

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Two scientists who were part of the team sent into Lara Trump's giant mouth to explore the dangerous territory within have died. "We're lucky any of us survived," said Nathan Evers, one of the three explorers who made it back alive. "It's much worse than any of us imagined. We're now considering different options, but I believe Lara Trump's mouth should be permanently sealed up so that no one else has to suffer."