Alternative Fact: August 15, 2018

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): The job of hollowing out Sarah Huckabee Sanders to use her frame for the Space Force's first ship took much less time than Lionel Barron, the head of the operation, had expected. "I had a team of a dozen men with some serious tools ready to get the job done," Barron told reporters. "But when we opened her up, we found very little inside. Mostly it was a matter of cleaning up rat droppings. We were done in less than an hour."