Alternative Fact: August 17, 2018

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump once again affirmed his love of the Second Amendment to the Constitution. "The Second Amendment is great," he said. "Everyone except blacks should have guns. We are looking into some of the other amendments, however, to see if they still work in the new great America I've created. Specifically, we are looking at maybe getting rid of the Thirteenth, Fifteenth, and Nineteenth Amendments. Stephen Miller told me those are the bad ones. Also, we might want to make some changes to the First Amendment. Newspapers shouldn't be allowed to say negative things about me."