More Kind Words To Donald Trump And His Team Of Fascists

I want to stop. I really do. I want to stop responding to Donald Trump. But really what I want is for Donald to stop giving me things to respond to. I wish Donald and his entire fascist regime would remove themselves from the planet, and let us get back to work. But for now, well, fuck it, here are some messages I sent to these assholes.

To Donald:

• How is your golf game, you fucking hypocrite? Remember how you promised you'd be too busy as president to play golf? Remember how you criticized Obama for playing golf and taking vacations? How many times have you played golf so far? Six? And how many vacations? Your vacations have cost taxpayers as much in one month as Obama's did in a year. I feel like even your breathing is a lie.  (on Facebook, 2-28-17) 
• Will you talk about the connections between the attacks on Sweden and the Bowling Green Massacre?  (on Twitter, 2-28-17, in response to this post by Donald: "I will be interviewed on @foxandfriends at 6:00 A.M. Enjoy!")
• Will you lie again about not having placed any phone calls to Russia in a decade?  (on Twitter, 2-28-17, in response to the same post)
• Will you continue your fascist, anti-American rants against the press?  (on Twitter, 2-28-17, in response to the same post)
• You know what would be great - if you just broke down and admitted you had no fucking idea what you're doing  (on Twitter, 2-28-17, in response to the same post)  
• Your lies and nonsense inspire me, Donald. I have been telling the truth for too long. I am going to follow your lead and lie with every goddamn breath I take. Big lies, little lies. Doesn't matter the subject, doesn't matter my audience. Everyone gets lied to about everything. Even when I'm caught in a lie, I'll just keep repeating it. And what I'll do in that case is exactly what you do - accuse the person that caught me in the lie of... yes... lying. Brilliant. You really are an inspiration, Donald. It will be nothing but lies from now on. Just like the goddamn president of the United States.  (on Facebook, 3-1-17)
• And don't forget to believe in Donald Trump. Because if you don't believe in him, he'll lose his wings and disappear, and that would be so sad. That's why he's constantly begging people, "Believe me, believe me." You have to believe, people, or Donald's magic will wear off and we'll see Reality. And Reality is ugly and evil and gross and wears tacky suits. No one wants that. So for fuck's sake, people, don't stop believing in Donald Trump. (on Facebook, 3-1-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "Believe in yourselves. Believe in your future. And believe, once more, in AMERICA.")   
• Would it be too much to ask for a president who knows how to spell "hereby"? (on Facebook, 3-3-17, in response to this post by the idiot: "I hearby demand a second investigation, after Schumer, of Pelosi for her close ties to Russia, and lying about it.")
• We do need to improve education. First way of doing that: toss Betsy DeVos into the trash. Second way of doing that: get a president who knows how to spell "hereby."  (on Facebook, 3-3-17, in response to this post by the asshole: "We must fix our education system for our kids to Make America Great Again. Wonderful day at Saint Andrew in Orlando.")
• It's great to have a president who cares about a stupid show's ratings.  (on Twitter, 3-4-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show")
• "Tapp"? That extra P is for emphasis, right? (on Twitter, 3-4-17, in response to this insanity: "How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!") 
• Look, everyone is worried. Everyone is angry. Everyone is depressed. Everyone, I mean, who has even the tiniest amount of intelligence. And so we argue. We get mad at each other. We're all going to make ourselves sick, and then we won't be able to see a doctor because the Republicans are going to get rid of The Affordable Health Care Act. So everything is a mess, and every day it's worse. So what can we do? It feels like things aren't going to be okay until Donald Trump and his entire fascist team are expelled from the nation. So how do we start that process? It's important so that we can all start to calm down and focus on our lives and be kind to each other again. Donald, if you see this, please do the right thing and gather your gang together, get on a space shuttle and go to the moon, or even farther. Try your ideas out there. If they work, then in a decade or so, come back and tell us about it.  (on Facebook, 3-5-17)
• Donald, once again, you fucking moron, Breitbart is not actually news. It is not a source of information.  (on Twitter, 3-5-17) 
• Acclaimed speech? You never get tired of patting your own back, do you? Has there ever been a bigger narcissist? I am disgusted by you, Donald. I can't wait until you and your entire horror show are canceled. Whatever the mid-season replacement is, it will certainly be a lot better than this.  (on Facebook, 3-6-17, in response to this bullshit from Donald: "Last week was big. Following an acclaimed speech to a Joint Session of Congress, President Donald J. Trump signed two bills that promote women in the STEM fields in addition to an Executive Order to end unnecessary regulatory burdens on everyday Americans, and met with health insurance companies to find an Obamacare solution. We look forward to the week ahead! Sign-up to join our movement.") 
• Those girls seem too old for you, Donald. But did you grab them by the pussy anyway?  (on Twitter, 3-13-17, in response to this post by the so-called president: "Honored to meet this years @SenateYouth delegates w/ @VP Pence in the East Room of the @WhiteHouse. Congratulations!")
• You are so full of shit, Donald. Just as an exercise, try to go one day without telling a lie. Consider it a challenge. (on Twitter, 3-13-17, in response to this post by the fake president: "Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful picture!")

To Kellyanne "Bowling Green Massacre" Conway:

• Please settle an argument a friend and I are having: how many eggs can you lay at a time? My friend says a dozen. I think 3.  (on Twitter, 3-5-17)
• Are these the 14-year-olds that Donald Trump said he'd be dating soon?  (on Twitter, in response to this post from Lizard Woman: "Human Trafficking a serious crime of our time. Looking the other way hurts young girls like 14-yr old 'MB', forced into over 1K sex acts.")

To Sean "Fascist Spice" Spicer:

• Bullshit! Donald will keep posting messages on Twitter and Facebook until he finally drops dead. Commenting is his favorite thing. (on Twitter, 3-5-17, in response to this post by Spicy: "Neither the White House nor the President will comment further until such oversight is conducted.")
• You are full of shit. Admit that you and Donald were lying about the wiretap, and then vacate the White House, you cretins.  (on Twitter, 3-13-17)

To Ben Carson:

• Ben, have you ever been a sex immigrant to a cruel mistress?  (on Twitter, 3-6-17, after Ben Carson called slaves "immigrants")

To Roger Stone

• Roger, I'd rather see you attacked by a pack of rabid wolves. They'll get the job done.  (on Twitter, 3-5-17, in response to this post by that asshole: "Anytime you are attacked by nut job @KeithOlbermann , talentless load @Rosie and hypocrite @jk_rowling you must be doing something right")
• Roger, you should not use the word "honor" ever. Not ever.  (on Twitter, 3-5-17, in response to this post by shithead Roger: "Badge of honor being attacked loud mouth shit-for-brains loser @Rosie #ignorant #obnocious #a-hole")

And to Pastor Greg Locke (yeah, I know he's not part of Trump's regime, but he's such an asshole that he would fit right in):

• Your Twitter profile says "Lover of broken people." That's kind of an unusual fetish, isn't it?  (on Twitter, 3-1-17)
• You must have some really excellent restaurants in your area, Greg.  (on Twitter, 3-4-17, in response to this post by the nitwit: "If I go to a steak dinner and only get served cool-whip, I'm done. Get in a church that preaches the MEAT of the Word.")