Wednesday, March 29, 2017
Alternative Fact: March 29, 2017
Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Melania Trump is in love with Donald and swears she misses him every moment they are apart. Furthermore, she denies accusations that she is still a prostitute and that Donald is simply her biggest client. "That's absurd," she says. "At this point, he wouldn't be able to afford me anyway."