Alternative Fact: September 4, 2018

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): The real world is disappearing at an alarming rate and is being replaced by a fabricated replica, something no one was aware of until Donald Trump bravely and wisely pointed it out to us. Before Donald came along, no one knew about the fake books, fake dossiers, fake newspapers, fake news stations, fake protestors (yes, that's right - those people aren't even real), fake recordings, fake polls, fake websites and fake facts. Will Donald and his team of specialists be able to restore reality before it's too late and we're all replaced by fake people? If Donald Trump can't, no one can.