Alternative Fact: September 17 2018

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump is not suffering from dementia. His rambling, repetitive, incoherent speech is calculated to appeal to the stupidest of all Americans, namely his supporters. And when he wanders around or out of a room, or doesn't recognize the people seated directly across from him or next to him, or forgets to sign a bill that he's there to sign, it's not due to dementia, but rather because this very stable genius is focused on other, more important matters, such as golf or sex with his daughter.