Alternative Fact: September 16, 2018

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump saved the day in Puerto Rico last year by tossing a dozen rolls of paper towels to a small crowd. Remember, it was those very towels that soaked up all the flood waters and restored Puerto Rico's electricity. Now Donald has told citizens in North Carolina that he will just as easily clean up the troubles caused by Hurricane Florence, and so they should not worry.