Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Car Corpse And Cops

Whenever i'm walking home late at night every car i pass seems to have someone seated in the passenger's seat. I always think it's a corpse, left there carelessly by a hurried relative.

Also, i cross streets whenever it's safe to do so because i'm from Massachusetts. Here people actually wait for the light that tells them to cross. I can never get used to that. I hope i'm never stopped by a cop for something so tame. But i remember the advice my mom gave me years ago. Whenever a cop bothers you, just rub yourself against a nearby bush because cops hunt by sense of smell. My mom has a lot of interesting ideas about law enforcement.

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