Thursday, July 27, 2017
Alternative Fact: July 27, 2017
Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Donald Trump was discovered hiding under his desk in the Oval Office today. "They can't impeach me if they can't find me," he told a White House staff member. "Crouching under a desk protects us from nuclear disaster, so certainly it will protect me from the fake media, the FBI and impeachment."