Wednesday, June 7, 2017
Alternative Fact: June 7, 2017
Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): Word has leaked from the White House that Donald Trump used government funds to purchase several television spots to help sell his Muslim Ban under its new brand name, Travel Ban. "Hire some beautiful blond models to appear in the ads," he instructed an intern. "If that doesn't work, then I just don't understand America anymore."