Well, it doesn't look like anything is going to save us now from a Donald Trump presidency. How did we get here? It's still completely unbelievable to me. Donald Trump is a despicable individual, without any redeeming qualities. He's a liar, a swindler, a racist, an abusive bastard who wants to have sex with his daughter. I've been in a foul mood since the election, and it's exhausting. Because I've been so depressed and angry, and because I have no outlet for my anger, I just can't keep myself from sending him messages on Twitter and Facebook. Here are some of the messages I've sent him.
- Are you kidding? How can racist, abusive, juvenile man accused of rape and shady business dealings hope to be president? (on Twitter, 10-19-16, at 4:59 p.m.)
- You're completely nuts, aren't you? (on Twitter, 10-20-16)
- If you win, will you legalize sexual harassment and assault? (on Twitter, 10-20-16, at 10:56 p.m.)
- I hope all rich men and celebrities grab Melania Trump by the pussy. Donald says it's okay. (on Twitter, 11-9-16, at 8:17 a.m.)
- You are an unstable sociopath who has absolutely no business being in office. (on Twitter, 11-13-16)
- You are a narcissist without any admirable traits. What is it you love so much about yourself? (on Twitter, 11-13-16)
- Pence is a shithead, and what the actor said was actually quite restrained. It wasn't harassment (which you know about). (on Twitter, 11-19-16, in response to this post by Donald: "Our wonderful future V.P. Mike Pence was harassed last night at the
theater by the cast of Hamilton, cameras blazing.This should not happen!")
- It would be interesting if Twitter had existed in Germany in 1933. (on Twitter, 11-20-16, at 10:02 a.m.)
- So IBM wants to work with Trump. No surprise. IBM also worked with Hitler. Great company, IBM, with a delightful history. (on Twitter, 11-24-16, at 12:39 p.m.)
- Awww, poor Donald. Sometimes things don't go your way, and then you pout. You're a little child, aren't you? Aww. (on Twitter, 11-26-16, in response to this post by Donald: "I cancelled today's meeting with the failing @nytimes when the terms and conditions of the meeting were changed at the last moment. Not nice")
- You are such a fucking hypocrite. You yourself said the election was rigged, and that you wouldn't accept the results. (on Twitter, 11-27-16)
- You are a fucking hypocrite. You're the one who said the election was rigged, and that you wouldn't accept the outcome. (on Twitter, 11-27-16)
- You are completely without integrity, and possess not a single quality necessary to lead the country. Please drop dead. (on Twitter, 11-27-16)
- You are a total fucking hypocrite, and have no business being president. Do the right thing: suicide. (on Twitter, 11-27-16)
- You are a fucking idiot. (on Twitter, 11-30-16, in response to this post by Donald: "Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do, there
must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail!")
- You are so special. Really. You are. Special. (on Twitter, 12-2-16, in response to this post by Donald: "The President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency. Thank you!")
- Everything you do is a scam, Donald. How is your fake university doing, you fucking scum? (on Twitter, 12-4-16, in response to this post by Donald: "The Green Party just dropped its recount suit in Pennsylvania and is
losing votes in Wisconsin recount. Just a Stein scam to raise money!")
- You are a sick joke that has gone way too far. Please crawl back into a hole and disappear before you do more damage. (on Twitter, 12-4-16, at 11:10 p.m.)
- The press isn't going far enough in covering all your crimes and all your terrifying statements. They've been soft on you. (on Twitter, 12-5-16, in response to this post by Donald: "If the press would cover me accurately & honorably, I would have far
less reason to 'tweet.' Sadly, I don't know if that will ever happen!")
- Donald, you sick twisted turd, are you fucking serious about Scott Pruitt to head the EPA? Please drop dead. (on Twitter, 12-8-16, at 10:14 a.m.)
- Finest people? Really? The guy that used 9/11 to campaign for scum Bill Simon during CA recall election? (on Twitter, 12-10-16, in response to this post by Donald: "@RudyGuiliani, one of the finest people I know and a former GREAT Mayor of N.Y.C., just took himself out of consideration for 'State'.")
- Wait: "NOTHING to do with" it except that you "have a big stake in it." Hmmm. You really are a nitwit, aren't you? (on Twitter, 12-10-16, in response to this post by Donald: "I have NOTHING to do with The Apprentice except for fact that I
conceived it with Mark B & have a big stake in it. Will devote ZERO
TIME!")
- Quit your whining, you self-righteous piece of shit. (on Twitter, 12-11-16)
- I will be serving none of that. I'd rather drink my urine, you shitheads. (on Twitter, 12-11-16, in response to this post by Trump Organization: "There are 12 wines in the @TrumpWinery portfolio: 4 Sparkling, 3 White, 3 Red, 1 Rose & 1 Aperitif. Which will you be serving this holiday?")
- Are you joking? Has this entire thing been a joke? It's like the nation has gone completely sideways. (on Twitter, 12-11-16, in response to this post by Donald: "Whether I choose him or not for "State"- Rex Tillerson, the Chairman
& CEO of ExxonMobil, is a world class player and dealmaker. Stay
tuned!")
- When are you going to reveal that this entire thing has been one elaborate joke, a publicity stunt? (on Twitter, 12-11-16, at 11:57 p.m.)
- I'm sure your choice will be just as horrible as every other choice you've made, you fucking lunatic. (on Twitter, 12-12-16, in response to this post by Donald: "I will be making my announcement on the next Secretary of State tomorrow morning.")
- You just can't get enough of yourself, can you? Just remember, you lost the popular vote by an extraordinary amount. (on Twitter, 12-12-16, in response to this post from Donald: "#ThankYouTour2016 Tue: West Allis, WI.
Thur: Hershey, PA.
Fri: Orlando, FL.
Sat: Mobile, AL.
Tickets")
- How about just announcing that this entire thing was a bad joke, and that you're leaving planet Earth for points unknown? (on Twitter, 12-12-16, at 11:46 p.m.)
- You are an utter menace and a total buffoon. Please leave the Earth now. (on Twitter, 12-13-16, in reply to this post from Donald: "I have chosen one of the truly great business leaders of the world, Rex
Tillerson, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, to be Secretary of State.")
- When precisely was America great before? I need you to tell me a date. (on Twitter, 12-15-16, in response to this post by Donald: "Thank you Pennsylvania! Together, we are going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!")
- Please leave Planet Earth immediately. Stop talking. Stop everything. Just stop. Fucking stop. (on Twitter, 12-15-16, at 11:11 p.m.)
- There will be plenty of swearing on January 20th, by all of the horrified Americans who can't believe this disaster. (on Twitter, 12-16-16, in response to this post by Donald: "Well, we all did it, together! I hope the 'MOVEMENT' fans will go to
D.C. on Jan 20th for the swearing in. Let's set the all time record!")
- Quit quoting Putin, you fucking lunatic. (on Twitter, 12-24-16, in response to this post by Donald: "Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: 'In my opinion, it is
humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity.' So true!")
- "Tixs"? You are a fucking moron. (on Twitter, 12-24-16, in response to this post by Donald: "The so-called "A" list celebrities are all wanting tixs to the
inauguration, but look what they did for Hillary, NOTHING. I want the
PEOPLE!")
- You are insane. Please leave Planet Earth immediately. (on Twitter, 12-24-16)
- How are you enjoying that giant portrait of yourself, you mendacious prick? (on Twitter, 12-27-16, in response to this post from Donald: "The DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never paid fees, rent,
salaries or any expenses. 100% of money goes to wonderful charities!")
- When precisely was America great before? I've asked you this, and you've never responded. (on Twitter, 12-27-16)
- And many of us will never ever purchase her CDs because of this. A voice like hers shouldn't celebrate a racist shithead. (on Twitter, 1-4-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Jackie Evancho's album sales have skyrocketed after announcing her
Inauguration performance.Some people just don't understand the 'Movement'")
- Donald, I know you're interested in anything having to do with 14-year-olds, you sick twisted lump masquerading as human. (on Twitter, 1-4-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Julian Assange said 'a 14 year old could have hacked Podesta' - why was
DNC so careless? Also said Russians did not give him the info!")
- Why do you exist? Seriously, what purpose do you serve? Please stop existing right now. Thank you. (on Twitter, 1-4-17, at 2:32 p.m.)
- No one on this planet is sane enough to own a gun. (on Twitter, 1-8-17, in response to this message from Donald: "Monitoring the terrible situation in Florida. Just spoke to Governor Scott. Thoughts and prayers for all. Stay safe!")
- Donald Trump, please shut up and leave Planet Earth immediately. You are an insane menace to all that is good. (on Twitter, 1-8-17, at 11:08 a.m.)
- Don't worry, I doubt intelligence will have any part in any of your decisions. (on Twitter, 1-8-17, in response to this post from Donald: "We certainly don’t want intelligence interfering with politics and we don’t want politics interfe…")
- Will you fuck off already, Donald? You are a horrid, annoying little shit. (on Twitter, 1-9-17, at 1:13 a.m.)
- Yes, you did mock a disabled reporter, you horrible piece of animal waste. (on Twitter, 1-9-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never 'mocked' a
disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him.......")
- Over-rated? Donald, you continue to be a complete dipshit. (on Twitter, 1-9-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't
know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a.....")
- Everything you do, everything you say makes you look bad. That's because you are bad. A bad leader, a bad human. (on Twitter, 1-9-17, in response to this post from Donald: "'groveling' when he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had
written in order to make me look bad. Just more very dishonest media!")
- Every time you open your mouth, I want to shove a giant rock into it. Please leave Planet Earth immediately. (on Twitter, 1-9-17, at 12:10 p.m.)
- You mock the handicapped and brag about assaulting woman. How can you think you're fit to lead anyone? Please fuck off. (on Twitter, 1-9-17, at 12:42 p.m.)
- Just out of curiosity, have you ever told the
truth about anything? (on Twitter, 1-9-17, at 1:42 p.m.)
- You are a mendacious prick. I want to fill your mouth with rocks. (on Twitter, 1-9-17)
- Interesting question. There are definite similarities between you and Hitler. I'm surprised you noticed. (on Twitter, 1-12-17, in response to this message from Donald: "Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to 'leak'
into the public. One last shot at me.Are we living in Nazi Germany?")
- As President Elect, you're promoting a product? Is there any line you won't cross, you shithead? (on Twitter, 1-13-17, in response to this message from Donald: "Thank you to Linda Bean of L.L.Bean for your great support and courage. People will support you even more now. Buy L.L.Bean.")
- Donald, please leave Planet Earth immediately. You are not needed or wanted here. (on Twitter, 1-13-17 at 1:48 a.m.)
- Oh, we get what's going on all right. That's why we're terrified, depressed and angry. Please leave Planet Earth, Donald. (on Twitter, 1-13-17, in response to this post from Donald: "We had a great News Conference at Trump Tower today. A couple of FAKE
NEWS organizations were there but the people truly get what's going on")
- Will I have health care? And when are you going to release your tax information, your lying pile of feces? (on Twitter, 1-13-17)
- Oh god, just one week for the universe to rid the world of this menace and save us all from a horrible disaster. (on Facebook, 1-13-17, in response to this post from Donald: "7 DAYS!")
- Do you understand how despised you are? Why don't you just quit this and go back your television shows and whatever? (on Twitter, 1-14-17)
- You need help, that's true. Have you been to a therapist? (on Twitter, 1-14-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Congressman John Lewis should finally focus on the burning and crime
infested inner-cities of the U.S. I can use all the help I can get!")
- I'd prefer if America were safe from the likes of you, Donald. (on Facebook, 1-14-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Good morning America! Thank you for all of your support. Both my family
and I are grateful. In just six days -- together, we will all MAKE
AMERICA SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN!")
- If it ends with you being burned at the stake, I'm all for it. (on Facebook, 1-14-17, in response to this post by Donald: "FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!")
- Yeah, I heard you lost another performer, you insane rapist. (on Twitter, 1-14-17, in response to this post by Donald: "Inauguration Day is turning out to be even bigger than expected. January 20th, Washington D.C. Have fun!")
- My anger comes from the idea that a racist swindler without any shred of humanity could pretend to lead this country. (on Twitter, 1-15-17, in response to this post from Donald: "The Democrats are most angry that so many Obama Democrats voted for me.
With all of the jobs I am bringing back to our Nation, that number..")
- Only
five days for the universe to eliminate this menace to humanity. This
is a terrifying countdown brought to us by an evil, egotistical monster
who cares only about himself. (on Facebook, 1-15-17, in response to this post by Donald: "5 DAYS!")
- Are you going to be a television critic or the president? Make up your mind, you hideous waste of skin and water. (on Twitter, 1-15-17, in response to this post by Donald: "@NBCNews
is bad but Saturday Night Live is the worst of NBC. Not funny, cast is
terrible, always a complete hit job. Really bad television!")
- Yes, now it will be divided, angry, untrusting, depressed and terrified. Good job, asshole! (on Facebook, 1-15-17, in response to this post by Donald: "For many years our country has been divided, angry and untrusting. Many
say it will never change, the hatred is too deep. IT WILL CHANGE!!!!")
- Look, we all know you want to have sex with your daughter. What we don't know is whether you have. (on Twitter, 1-16-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Ivanka Trump is great, a woman with real character and class.")
- Of course, you wouldn't have let him rent an apartment in one of your buildings. But yes, let's celebrate him. (on Twitter, 1-16-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Celebrate Martin Luther King Day and all of the many wonderful things
that he stood for. Honor him for being the great man that he was!")
- Donald, most of those people are there to protest your inauguration, not to support you, you insane narcissist. (on Twitter, 1-17-17, in response to this post from Donald: "People are pouring into Washington in record numbers. Bikers for Trump
are on their way. It will be a great Thursday, Friday and Saturday!")
- I imagine the inside of your head is just hundreds of 10-year-old voices saying, "We love you, we love you, we love you." (on Twitter, 1-17-17, in response to this post from Donald: "The same people who did the phony election polls, and were so wrong, are
now doing approval rating polls. They are rigged just like before.")
- The terrifying countdown to disaster continues. (on Facebook, 1-17-17, in response to this post by Donald: "3 DAYS!")
- Getting
in the mood for the inauguration. I just watched "Dr. Strangelove, Or:
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb." (on Facebook, 1-18-17, at 2:05 a.m., in response to this post from Donald: "Just landed in Washington, D.C.")
- It looks like you're trying to remember how to spell "pussy." (on Facebook, 1-18-17, in response to this post from Donald: "Writing my inaugural address at the Winter White House, Mar-a-Lago, three weeks ago. Looking forward to Friday." There is a photo of Donald seated at a desk, pen in hand, but his eyes slightly above the paper.)
- The
countdown to doom continues. The countdown to the time when hoodlums
take over, to the time when America's worst qualities are given the
spotlight and the microphone. The countdown to when the scum rises to
the surface, rejoicing in its perception that it is now the norm. The
countdown to the annihilation of all that is decent about the country. (on Facebook, 1-18-17, at 2:50 p.m., in response to this post from Donald: "19 MONTHS ..... NOW 2 DAYS! LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!")
- So much for freedom of the press, eh? The similarities between you and Adolf Hitler are striking. (on Twitter, 1-18-17, at 4:54 p.m.)
- You are so fucking full of yourself, aren't you? I want to fill your mouth with rocks and push you into a pool. (on Twitter, 1-18-17, at 9:48 p.m., in response to this post by Donald: "to the U.S., but had nothing to do with TRUMP, is more FAKE NEWS. Ask
top CEO's of those companies for real facts. Came back because of me!")
And, just for fun, here are some other related posts (though none of these were sent to Donald Trump directly, at least not by me):
- I have been deliberately avoiding all the political nonsense going on,
and certainly am not someone to post political views on these silly
social media sites, but I sincerely hope that none of my friends are
going to vote for a power-hungry, juvenile, mendacious, daft prick who
wants to fuck his own daughter and thinks of ten-year-olds as potential
future dates. And if any of you are going to vote for him, please don't
tell me, please don't post anything about it, because I won't be able to
respect you or think of you as even remotely stable anymore. Amen. (on Facebook, 10-12-16)
- I'm getting excited about the election by watching the "Monty Python's
Flying Circus" episode with all the election coverage. Are you voting
for the Sensible Party candidate or the Silly Party candidate? (on Facebook, 10-23-16)
- Get out there and vote today. Unless you're planning to vote for Donald
Trump, in which case please stay home, you insane racist Nazi morons.
Amen. (on Facebook, 11-8-16)
- What is going on, America? Are you joking? Please tell me you're joking. (on Facebook, 11-8-16)
- Started drinking while at work. Continuing now. Won't stop for four
years. See you then, America, you bunch of fucking morons. I think it's
time we called an end to this little experiment, see if England will
take us back. (on Facebook, 11-8-16)
- I feel like America just became a reality TV show, and that it will soon be canceled. (on Facebook, 11-9-16)
- I am going to be completely fucking useless at work tomorrow. I can't
sleep. I can't stop drinking. I am too angry. I am too depressed. Hey,
if any of you voted for Trump, please stop by my place because I am in
the mood to punch something repeatedly. (on Facebook, 11-9-16)
- To all the great bands and singer/songwriters in this country, please
cancel all your gigs in the red states for the next four years. They
don't deserve you. They need to be punished. I'm not kidding. (on Facebook, 11-9-16)
- Trump supporters look like normal people. But if you put on the special
sunglasses, you'll see they're actually hideous creatures. Or, if you've
misplaced your special sunglasses, just listen to them, and you'll come
to the same conclusion. (on Facebook, 11-18-16)
- Geez, the more people Trump appoints, the more extensive the job is going to be for one busy assassin. (on Facebook, 11-19-16)
- Is it wrong that I hope Donald Trump and Mike Pence are killed before
January? They don't necessarily need to be murdered. Their deaths could
happen in accidents. It doesn't matter, as long as they are removed from
the Earth in the next two months. Amen. (on Facebook, 11-20-16)
- This whole Donald Trump thing is just a sick, cruel joke that went way
too far. He never intended to win the party nomination, and when he did
win it, that was the time to back off and say, "Hold on, I was just
having a laugh, getting some publicity." But instead, he started
believing his own nonsense. And shockingly, a lot of people believed it
too. I still can't believe he won (sort of), and I keep hoping someone
will put a stop to this before he can be sworn in. Someone out there
must be able to stop this train. We need a hero. (on Facebook, 12-4-16)
- I'm not urging anyone to do this, but I can't help but think that if
everyone who voted against Donald Trump contributed just one dollar, we
could hire the best marksman the world has to offer, and have him or her
take both Trump and Pence out. Is there a Kickstarter campaign going or
what? Again, to be clear, I am not advocating the murder of Trump and
Pence (just fervently hoping for it). (on Facebook, 12-4-16)
- Dear God, I will believe in you if you just get rid of Trump and Pence
before January. Amen. (Oh, and also leaf blowers. I hate those.) (on Facebook, 12-9-16)
- Letting Trump become President is like the teacher leaving the class
bully in charge while she steps out of the room for a drink. (on Facebook, 12-9-16)
- Despite what Donald had his supporters chant during the election, Trump
is the one who needs to be locked up. In a cage. And that cage needs to
be dumped into the deepest part of the ocean. Sorry, fish. (on Facebook, 12-10-16)
- I am glad that Donald Trump has pissed off the CIA. They are the first group that is actually likely to take him out. (on Facebook, 12-10-16)
- Whenever Donald Trump, Pence or any of those fuckers speak on TV, can we
please get the MST3K gang to comment at the bottom of the screen? (on Twitter, 12-11-16, at 10:49 p.m.)
- To any musician considering performing for Trump, I will not ever
purchase your CDs, concert tickets, or review your music on my blog. (on Twitter, 12-14-16, at 12:37 a.m.)
- Something horrible is in the air, and it's affecting all of us to
varying degrees. I've given it considerable thought, and the only
solution is for Donald Trump and Mike Pence to leave Planet Earth for
points unknown. Please, folks, help book their passage to Elsewhere.
We'll give them a big send-off, a grand goodbye, befitting heroes and
kings, a celebration for the ages. What better way to dispel this dark
cloud, this sense of defeat, this fear? In fact, what other way? (on Facebook, 12-14-16)
- Come on, Electoral College, do the right thing and spare the world the
horror and embarrassment of Donald Trump as President of the U.S. (on Twitter, 12-19-16, at 9:16 a.m.)
- A new poll shows that the most requested Christmas gift this year is
Donald Trump's head on a spike. Where the electoral college failed,
perhaps Santa Claus can succeed. (on Facebook, 12-24-16 at 8:06 a.m.)
- Still not sure what to get your loved one for Christmas? How about Donald Trump's head on spike? (on Twitter, 12-24-16, at 1:07 p.m.)
- Are you fucking kidding me, Universe? You have two perfect targets:
Donald Trump and Mike Pence. Kill them and leave the musicians alone. (on Twitter, 12-25-16)
- Please, please, please, please kill Donald Trump. Come on, 2016, just
get one thing right. Just one. Because you've been a total shit so far (on Twitter, 12-28-16)
- I am terrified of this nation being controlled by Donald Trump. Please, 2016, get one thing right and kill that evil bastard. (on Twitter, 12-30-16, at 8:45 a.m.)
- Things are bad. But things are going to get much worse on January 20th.
That is unless someone can stop Donald Trump from taking office. (on Twitter, 12-30-16, at 8:49 a.m.)
- Every day I just want to tell Donald Trump to go fuck himself. I can't
imagine a worse human for the job of president of the United States. (on Twitter, 1-9-17, at 1:25 a.m.)
- Universe, you still have enough time to rid us of Donald Trump before
the inauguration. Put down your magazine, roll up your sleeves and get
to work. (on Facebook, 1-9-17, at 1:27 a.m.)
- I love Meryl Streep for saying what she said. I would love her even more
if she hired an assassin to rid the world of Donald Trump. Then I could
even forgive her for the atrocious "Mamma Mia." (on Facebook, 1-9-17 at 12:50 p.m.)
- Come on, Universe, you have one week to rid the world of Donald Trump. Give us one well-placed lightning bolt and save us all. (on Twitter, 1-13-17, at 1:42 p.m.)
- Would someone please give Donald Trump a gentle push down a long flight
of stairs? He's old, and that might be enough to do the trick. (on Twitter, 1-14-17, at 12:42 a.m.)
- Dear Girl Scouts Of America, when you march for Donald Trump, be sure to
keep your pussies safe. He'll likely try to date at least a few of you
before the weekend is over. (on Facebook, 1-18-17, at 10:37 a.m.)
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