Friday, February 5, 2016

Super Bowl Party

     “I can’t help it if I enjoy cutting people up into small bite-size squares and serving them as appetizers to a group of the victims’ closest friends at my annual Super Bowl party. It’s just what I do. I don’t hassle you about your peculiar interests, Mr. I-Like-To-Have-Myself-Professionally-Carpeted-And-Then-Vacuumed.”

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