Photos From Work

Getting up at 3:45 this morning was rough, but the beautiful sunrise made it worth it. Here are a couple of photos from crew parking.

Religious People Are Peculiar

That is so true. Also, top is not topless. Breath is not breathless. And shoe is not Shoeless Joe Jackson. Amen.

Where I Hang My Hat

     She had compassion and empathy for everyone. She even decided to donate her corpse to the local necrophiliacs group. But she was so old when she finally died that the necrophiliacs passed. And that’s how she came into my possession.

     And that’s where I hang my hat.

Confession 413

I get turned on by watching people undress salads.

Welcome To Yesterday Part Two: Today

undress the bamboo goddess

remove the restraints

wipe off the lipstick

Her Hair

My girlfriend has the most beautiful hair. And she’s always doing something special with it to delight and entice me. Each time she makes a change, I am excited to see her newest look. Two days ago she dyed her hair infrared and I had to wear special glasses to see it. What a surprise! It was a shock, honestly, when I first came home and thought she had shaved her head. I admit, I didn’t react too well to that. But the bruising should go down in a day or two. What will she try next?

Religious People Are Peculiar

How can I argue with this one?