Alternative Fact: November 14, 2018

Today's alternative fact (to help you get through the day): The deal Donald Trump made with his prostitute was that if she agreed to remain with him until he began serving his prison term, her fee would double and she would be allowed to fire one government official of her choosing. "I let the little slut do meaningless stuff like that," Donald told Sean Hannity as the two men cuddled in their Paris hotel room. "It makes her feel more important than she is."