A Solution

Something horrible is in the air, and it's affecting all of us to varying degrees. I've given it considerable thought, and the only solution is for Donald Trump and Mike Pence to leave Planet Earth for points unknown. Please, folks, help book their passage to Elsewhere. We'll give them a big send-off, a grand goodbye, befitting heroes and kings, a celebration for the ages. Something everyone can be a part of, an event to bring us all together again. What better way to dispel this dark cloud, this dread, this sense of defeat, this fear of the future? In fact, what other way?