A Bargain

Dear God, i will totally begin worshiping you if you send $400 my way. Actually, i will extend that offer to everyone. Four hundred bucks. I will worship you. Seriously. And you can tell people at work (or wherever you are), "Hey, there is a guy in Los Angeles that worships me." How many people can say that? (Well, that will depend on how many people send me $400.) And if you send me $400 and God doesn't, then you'll be one up on God. Now that's got to be worth $400.