The other day I saw this sign on the door for a massage parlor.
Now setting aside the fact that nearly two months have passed since New Year’s Day and the sign should have been removed by now, what on Earth compelled the person who made this sign to alert patrons that the establishment will also be closed three years ago? Strange.
While pondering that for a moment, I then noticed the more professional-looking sign in the window to the right of the door.
Three things about this sign made me chuckle. The first
was the fact that the place claims to specialize in men and women, making one
wonder what sorts of folks they don’t specialize in. Clearly, whoever made the
sign does not know the definition of the word “specialize.” The second thing, of course, is “Deeep Tissue.” You’d think someone would have caught that.
And then, if misspellings aren’t your thing, this place also offers “Deep
Tissue.” How thoughtful. It’s like they caught the error, but rather than
correcting it, just added the correctly spelled word below. That, as you might
have guessed, was the third thing that gave me a laugh. And yes, I also noticed
“Couple Massage,” but it did not make me chuckle, just annoyed and depressed me.
