Happy Easter

Happy Easter, everyone! For those of you who don't know the story, today is the day that Jesus Christ crawled out of the grave and disguised himself as a giant chocolate-peddling bunny to elude capture by the zombie-hunters. Forced to suddenly give away his wares in order to create a diversion for his escape, Jesus inadvertently began a holiday tradition. And even now, decades later, people expect free chocolate on this day. Enjoy!