Mike's World Of Depression And Optimism
Short fiction, shorter fiction, observations, characters and other bits of truth.
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
New And Improved?
I hate when a product's packaging or an advertisement says, "New and improved." It can't be both. If it's a
new
item, then it's not
improved
. If it has been
improved
, then it cannot be
new
. Please purchase a dictionary. Thank you.
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